We broke up because...

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MrActiveForLife

I found her entire stash of chocolate eggs and bunnies for Easter (and she didn't want to share any!).

Jetamu96

He didn't share my level of obsession with Harry Potter

synchkat

She always called me Hermione

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VikMcAnik

"The Owl" was her nickname for her lady bits... She never let me pet them either

slimgirljo15

Never...he's tied to my bed ..

VikMcAnik

wouldn't ever happen...

FabulousFantasticFifty

I'm pretty sure we broke up ages ago due to his Shrimp on the Barbie doll!

VikMcAnik

I'll always love you too Fab...

J383

He loved everyone else

g44219

she was keepingupwith my every move

Kvm11628

He couldn't keep it up

(Ok that might have taken things too far)

slimgirljo15

Always took things too far

Kvm11628

She took everything from my apartment. Thief!

g44219

she misplaced things and accused me of stealing from her

Kvm11628

He tried to steal home. Moved too fast!

slimgirljo15

Prude

g44219

she called me names

Kvm11628

Spread lies about me.

slimgirljo15

Was in denial..

VikMcAnik

would never happen...

Kvm11628

Was a pessimist, always with the nevers.

slimgirljo15

Was so negative ..

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nitroalley

I wasn't the only one

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nitroalley

She wasn't bouncy flouncy fun fun fun fun fun. And cause I'm the only one.

slimgirljo15

Her heart belonged to her ex

synchkat

She had like 98 exes and kept telling me she wanted to hit 100. I knew my fate