We broke up because...
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Kept leaving me at home while chasing some camel jockey0
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you could see her camel toe from miles away0
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Showed her camel toe to everyone in the neighborhood0
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he was always checking out the neighbor's camel toe0
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She stares too deeply into my eyes.0
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He was too shy0
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She wasn't shy enough... always stripping and showing off for strangers0
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Was watching other women strip without telling me.0
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Wanted too many lap dances0
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she would know cause she was the one giving them
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She was too jealous 0 -
She didn't understand my love for her0
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No one could understand her0
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Never wanted to spoon me
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always wanted to fork0
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always wanted to fork my friends..0
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She didnt like that I was PIMP0
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She was a PIMP 0
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hated the player, not the game0
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