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We broke up because...
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She locked up all her possessions. She didn't trust me at all0
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She was always making Sangria and never sharing0
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She used store-bought pie crust instead of homemade when baking pies...0
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He kept trying to clip my wings0
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it wouldn't fit...0
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cause I could fit.0
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They're tremendous hands.
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because he always fitted it in the cigarette lighter in the car....0
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He was already married to Jlo0
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He was burned by the cigarette lighter in the car. I warned him it would happen he didn't listen0
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she left her cape in my car one time to many!0
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"left" "stole" he got words confused often0
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He was annoyed that I constantly washed my clothes on his abs...0
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He liked Brenda more than me0
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AliNouveau wrote: »"left" "stole" he got words confused often
"broke up" "received court order" she got her words confused often0 -
Not sure why really but there was a lot of tears...... From him0
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In an attempt to improve my performance in the bedroom, she frowned upon the fact that I was practicing new technique with other partners...
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Didn't understand 'Onions' was not a suitable perfume...0
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So many layers to this break up. And even more tears0
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insisted on drinking beetroot juice0
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Walked around flexing and doing Arnold impersonations.0
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He was shrek0
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he offered me candy and to get in the back of his van0
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he took my candy!0
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he took my phone0
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he fell asleep so wouldn't help out with Ali!0
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he stole my strategy!0
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I had no clue what was going on0
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Just look at the *squirrels* sweetheart...0
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I tried to explain it to Ali, but more sloooooooowwwwwwlyyyyyy0
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