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We broke up because...
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Would never let me get out from under her0
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He didn't like to be sat on
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She was always sitting around0
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She would drink a box of wine every morning and night0
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She rarely applied sunscreen over SPF 50...0
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I applied 0 sunscreen0
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Her southern cooking was limited to the USA only while I preferred south of the border...0
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She didnt like how I was always obsessing about how important it is to wear Sunscreen0
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So much sunscreen everywhere. It was her new scent0
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Again she ate MY Doritos!!!0
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He hated when I got chip crumbs all in my hair and bra0
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That's where they taste the best0
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Her bra was filled with a winter's supply of snacks and her boobies were non existent1
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And that's when we broke up0
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He was mostly mad about the chip situation because I didn't keep the queso in my bra as well0
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Lol she ran out of quest fresco0
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She was too cheesy0
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It was a full moon, I went out to look at it and when I returned the house was empty. Like nothing it all left in it how long was I moon gazing, I'll never know but the moon Thst day stole my heart.
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She wouldn't make me Chilaquiles1
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He didn't like my Huevos0
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Wouldn't talk Spanish to me at night...only when she got mad0
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When I found out she had Huevos...I got the hell outta there!2
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he didnt like my cooking0
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I tried...but just wasn't authentic0
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His idea of authentic was del taco0
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She didnt like my Tamales0
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I liked her tamales , I just wish they were smaller and real0
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Your tamales are just right...spicy like...1
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Because I hate shoes0
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She was a Rebel and took everything I had, She took it all!!!0
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