We broke up because...
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He was into some really weird *kitten*0
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She only had eyes for *squirrels*!0
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He lost his eyes in a tragic accident and really the only appeal I have is looks so we were through0
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she arranged a 'tragic accident' that cost me my eyes!0
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I found a Dominatrix outfit locked in her car trunk.
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she kept wearing stolen Dominatrix outfits!0
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He stole my heart.
Then stomped on it.0 -
she didn't understand how smitten I was!0
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he didn't understand I was new here!0
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I dunno I think he's using me to get to Ed0
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she didn't realise I needed more than one at a time!0
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I found Love letters he wrote to Ed0
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she was just too possessive!0
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Tried to have an Exorsism performed on me0
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Even an exorcism didn't work on her!0
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The power of Krisp does not compel you0
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There were always rice krispies everywhere.0
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She wouldn't share her Rice Crispies treats0
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Asked me where I kept my Rice Crispies!!0
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He would never leave when he said he would.0
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He didn't appreciate my taste in music!0
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He popped. But wouldn't snap or crackle0
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He listened to Miley Cyrus0
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She wanted to be Miley Cyrus0
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He had a bigger chest than me0
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I was a Chest Gal0
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Would never leggo my Eggo...0
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Didn't have enough chest hair0
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