We broke up because...

pigheaded

She had more chest hair than I ..

AliNouveau

He had a bigger chest than I..

finny11122

She was not as sweet as Tennessee whiskey

bruby28

He was always giving me a questioning look

slimgirljo15

Idk ..she just disappeared

RebelTakesAll

I was to cheesy and made fun of things that are to funny!!

bruby28

He didn't know the difference between 'to' and
'Too'

pigheaded

Ohh nooo word czar!

mila0814

he had a drinking problem

bruby28

She got mad when I'd bring a bottle of vodka to bed , helps me sleep

LonniJay

Was always black out drunk and I don't think she knew we were dating

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was in love with a Drunk

LonniJay

My love for her made me drunk... It was disgusting

FabulousFantasticFifty

She'd always pass out before sexy time

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

She chews with her mouth open...

LonniJay

He made me wear a muzzle

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wouldn't wear the studded collar

bruby28

She said I was stalking her

RoseGold1992

She ate my cats food when she came over

RebelTakesAll

I never dance with the man on the moon

PushAgainstThePlateau

She chose her beanie babies over me

Susannahwlj

He thought I tasted like his ex

Sofia_Garcia

She left me alone in the woods ahahahha

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RebelTakesAll

Because I was genuine

Tigg_er

We Never Did

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TheArchyBunker

Was jealous I wanted to spend all my time in the woods camping and hiking.

RebelTakesAll

Let's go camping

Susannahwlj

She never let me be ontop