Small_Town_Southern_Man Member

What do we burn apart from witches??? MOAR WITCHES!!!!!

This is the most depressing thread ever.

I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain Comin' down on a sunny day

I am sure something did come up. He realized at the last minute he was running low on chloroform and could not find his duct tape. A quick trip to Tractor Supply company for those items, and a bag of lime, and he will be back in business tonight.

Tell him you can see him. Then, at the last minute, text him and cancel.

I saw a clothing optional 5k race in Florida a couple years ago. The EMS guys that were on site in case of emergencies were not laughing about the naked people...they were laughing at the couple of old guys wearing spandex thongs.

I think you ought to just go ahead and sign up for a marathon the week before your marathon. That way, if you don't finish the first one, you can just skip the second one. Win, Win.

No one can hear you scream....

I have slept naked since I was a kid. I cannot sleep if not naked. This presents a huge problem when trying to nap on long airplane flights....US Air and American frown on it, but El Al Airlines will actually throw you out the emergency exit....

Are you afraid your boyfriend is going to find out???

I was told recently that I had gotten too skinny...by a female co-worker. One of her friends came by later to tell me that the only reason she had said that was because I now weigh less than she does and she can't handle that. Sorry, not sorry.

Wahoo is hands down the best fish I have ever tried. Salmon is my go-to fish though...eat it twice a week.

Oreos and whole milk. Hot bread with cinnamon butter. Oreos. Pringles. Oreos.

May 1, 2016-Caliente Bare Dare in Florida. A clothing optional 5k race on the grounds of a pretty nice resort. Usually several hundred participants from all over the country. Very competitive times.

I would be happy to have any/all of you guys as friends..just add.

I believe in God the Father Almighty Maker of Heaven and Maker of Earth And in Jesus Christ His only begotten Son our Lord He was conceived by the Holy Spirit Born of the virgin Mary Suffered under Pontius Pilate He was crucified and dead and buried And I believe what I believe is what makes me what I am I did not make it…

That muscle weighs more than fat.....

Order my coffee and go on to work....

+1

The skin is the healthiest part. Just like an apple.

NCIS, The Walking Dead, Naked and Afraid

COUGH$#(BUl1$H1T)#$COUGH

Eat a loaf of that black bread from Outback. Problem solved.

Gilligan's Island Dragnet Adam 12

Raw almonds. (its good fat) Jack Links sweet and hot beef jerky string cheese

This thread is useless without pictures....