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Being a giant dude does seem to have its pitfalls in the gay community though, I will admit. It seems not a lot of guys wanna be shorter than their partner.... :frowning:
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Wouldn't accept that bacon could be a kind of dessert
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Didn't realize decent people get to bed at a reasonable hour.
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Slytherin just means ambitious! TPBM gets sorted into Hufflepuff!
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She didn't realize just how much Tim Curry as that fecking clown scared me!
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Hey, I needed a gal in heels! I'm a giraffe! She was constantly jealous, the gal in heels was helping me clean the mud off my boots!
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She only gave me one of my boots. They're supposed to be a pair!
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Was too high-maintenance on our dates.
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Better under than over! TPBM Likes furries.... like *realllly* likes furries.
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too many carbs.
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She confused tossing the brownies in the bin as eating every last one.
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Library assistant
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As a hairy dude I've never been into the nudes/sext thing. I've a fragile enough ego as it is and I hate to hear the 'ewww' comments.
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Vivacious
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Who was in E.T. with Dee Wallace
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Sassy girl who tells it like it is
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Was the cause of all my tripping
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Hey there friendo
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It seems there's quite a few big tall guys around here
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She didn't believe me when I said age was only a number.
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Murder She Wrote.... this doesn't bode well for me.
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.... I don't know which of these are true, but it sounds like you might be helping to keep the bandage industry in business.
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Girl who's sweet on the outside, but is always judging people behind their backs
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Never met a sale she didn't like
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Unfortunately due to the way Hollywood casts.... Smart kid in a teen comedy.
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Kept playing with fire and the medical bills got to be too much.
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Lucy Lawless as a blonde
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Or you find another giraffe...
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Kept trying to cut in line
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Yeah, I'd tower over both of y'all
