We broke up because...
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Oh yeah..I found those undies in your pocket..
Shattered and heart broken..I loved you babe 0 -
Bahahahahaha0
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I feel like I can't compete with that epic breakup lol0
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What break up I didn't even know she considered us a thing Bahahahahaha0
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i kept getting distracted by my reflection in her glasses and it was offputting0
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He was put off so easily ..0
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(Wait. Is that a problem?)
He expected too much.0 -
He gave me a headache with all the whining.0
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He couldn't take a hint.0
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She didn't know how to properly give hints0
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He was depressed all the damn time.0
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Was depressing.0
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Kept throwing all my stuff out of the window whenever we fought.0
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Was always trying to start fights.0
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Had too much stuff that needed to be thrown out0
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Came with a ton of baggage0
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He never offered to carry my bags when we were shopping. Made me do all the heavy lifting.0
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Had too much baggage!0
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Mocked my under-eye bags when I was tired.0
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Was always tired.0
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Didn't realize decent people get to bed at a reasonable hour.0
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He thought a reasonable hour for bed at 8:00 PM. I got bored.0
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wanted to stay up and party every night0
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Always went to bed right after dinner. I never got dessert.
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Wouldn't accept that bacon could be a kind of dessert0
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Had a Lady Gaga Fetish. Kept asking me to wear a bacon outfit.0
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Never shared the bacon0
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Was always baked0
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Stopped baking for me.0
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always criticizing my cooking0
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