We broke up because...

synchkat · January 2016

criticized my fashion sense

blackmagic25 · January 2016

Just because you feel it in your heart that while you love that person things won't change

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2016

He was a Debbie Downer! ;p

babycatchfire · January 2016

he constantly quoted literature

synchkat · January 2016

I was afraid she was going to set me on fire

babycatchfire · January 2016

she had pyrophobia.

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2016

She wasn't a synch at all but on the contrary very hard to please and get along with!

RunTimer · January 2016

she left lipstick marks everywhere

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2016

He put me in a head lock Just for fun!

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Ran off with my brother

DSwales11 · January 2016

She learned all these new wrestling moves from somewhere

bdgfn · January 2016

Pretended I was her brother

Wonderwomanvik · January 2016

Preferred Twinkies

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Hated it in my basement

bdgfn · January 2016

Locked me in her basement

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2016

I found the key to her basement

DSwales11 · January 2016

She found the key but still left me there all tied up.

Wonderwomanvik · January 2016

He broke all ties

navyjen · January 2016

Came home and found him tied up

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2016

Never stopped talking about the guy who broke her heart and severed ties with her!

NYactor1 · January 2016

She didn't approve of my Donald Trump ties

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Looked like the Donald under that box

Wonderwomanvik · January 2016

He was trumped by another man

bdgfn · January 2016

Found out she was actually a man

Wonderwomanvik · January 2016

He kept asking me to wear a strap on

bdgfn · January 2016

She wouldn't wear the strap-on right.

Evilla25 · January 2016

Wth strap on?!!!

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Still loved her ex

Evilla25 · January 2016

Bc I loved my dog more lol

DSwales11 · January 2016

I missed too many days of workouts.

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