We broke up because...
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He was always tripping!
(Shhhhh...I think it was the Marijuana!!!)0 -
Baked me the WORST brownies.0
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She lies! She ate every last one in the batch!0
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She confused tossing the brownies in the bin as eating every last one.0
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He would go through my trash for dirt on me.0
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He was always dirty and smelled trashy!0
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She preferred her dates a little too trashy for me.0
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Was too high-maintenance on our dates.0
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He hated my high heels. Had to give him the boot.0
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She only gave me one of my boots. They're supposed to be a pair!0
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Way too picky0
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Caught him knocking boots with some chick in heels!
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Hey, I needed a gal in heels! I'm a giraffe!
She was constantly jealous, the gal in heels was helping me clean the mud off my boots!0 -
Had such dirty names for "It"!0
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She didn't realize just how much Tim Curry as that fecking clown scared me!0
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Wouldn't watch Steven King Movies with me!0
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Wouldn't read Stephen King books0
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She stole my Stephen King books0
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She brought Stephen king home for a threesome. That dude is creepy.0
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Had to always be the king of the castle0
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gonzalesvikki wrote: »Wouldn't read Stephen King books
She's never seen my Library (Filled with King)
Called me a Nerd!slimgirljo15 wrote: »She stole my Stephen King books
I needed to add to my Library, she was done with them anyway! Geesh!!!0 -
Caught her sleeping with the librarian0
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Would only get excited in libraries.0
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Was excited when she told me she was Bi. Wish I knew she meant 'polar'0
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Was as frigid as the polar caps.0
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She didn't need me once she got the dildozer extreme with vibrating base.0
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He didn't like sex with a partner..preferred solo0
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Tried to bring "hands free" to the bedroom and ended up breaking my nose.0
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Stuck his nose in the wrong place
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Thought there was a wrong place for noses.0
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