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We broke up because...
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Expected me to wait while she was out sewing her oats!0
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She tried to sew my mouth shut while I was sleeping
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Couldn't get her to open her mouth when I wanted her to0
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Wouldn't shut his mouth
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We stopped communicating.
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he made new friends and forgot about me 0
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Didn't like my friends.0
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"Liked" my friends far too well...0
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Hit "like" on every single thing on my Facebook feed. Started to feel like I had a stalker.0
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was stalking me0
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He tried to take the low-jack off of his ankle. Not allowed!0
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Was so self-absorbed was convinced that I was stalking him even though his evidence was that I showed up at his workplace every day (we're coworkers with adjoining cubicles).0
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ties me to the bed every night and beats me.. Misery style0
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Misunderstood what he meant when he said he liked "50 Shades of Grey"0
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Thought 50 shades of grey was well written.0
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MaxPower6868 wrote: »Couldn't get her to open her mouth when I wanted her to
Has a thing for calling me a girl.0 -
Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »Thought 50 shades of grey was well written.
Thank you. You win this thread today, @Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
His idea of love letters was knock-knock jokes.0 -
wouldn't bring me flowers anymore
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didn't like the way I do my cardio0
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I misunderstood and brought her flours0
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Wouldn't bake me cookies.0
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wouldn't eat the cookies I baked her0
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What he wanted to do with that flour...0
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She only had naughty thoughts0
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didn't like open relationships0
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Always had his fly open. I think he was a little too proud of himself.0
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He wasn't open to all the possibilities0
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Was a strong supporter of women's equality and only peed standing up. Made a mess.0
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He was always staring at me...0
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Was paranoid. Always thought people were watching.0
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