We broke up because...
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She didnt want to go salsa with me tonight0
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He didn't know me at all.0
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she didnt tell me enough about herself0
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He never even asked me to go salsa dancing.0
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He is
..I am 
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Our devil horns kept clashing.0
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I couldn't handle where she wanted to stick her devil horns.0
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Low pain tolerance0
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Too high an alcohol tolerance. I began to realize she had a problem.0
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Unsupportive of my problems.0
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Spilled wine on my favorite white dress0
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Whine, whine, whine. She whined all.the.time.0
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I just could not give her the joy Jose Cuervo gave her
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Crabs and a little d1ck
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She was always crabby0
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She thought I was selfish0
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She didn't like shellfish0
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He smelled like fish all the time0
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I loved fish tacos too much0
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Wouldn't let me taste her fish taco0
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He bit my fish taco0
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Her fish taco was sweet.0
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Could not get enough of those tacos0
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Tube steak0
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She didn't like extra cheese0
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I needed it more than he could give0
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She really liked cheese it seems0
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Her lines were too cheesy0
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My lines apparently wore off
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He preferred Jan0
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