We broke up because...
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All of his tools were rusty!
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she had rust on some parts (tried to claim it was her natural hair color)0
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wouldn't polish my tool0
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I wasn't Polish0
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Hated being polished0
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He only allowed windex and it made me sneeze0
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He tried to clean me...said I was a dirty girl
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I wasn't dirty enough.0
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He wanted a commitment0
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I talked dirty to him, and then he tried to wash my mouth out with soap.0
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She had a fascination with eating feces0
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would follow anyone who laid a trail of Reese's Pieces in front of him0
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Caught him enticing his ex..dropped reeces pieces in his pants0
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some stupid argument..she claimed Australia was a continent..I insisted it was a island0
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Wouldn't let me lick his ......
Chest
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We were just FWB's actually.0
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He had way too many FWB0
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Only spoke in acronyms0
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Didn't understand me0
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Understood too much about her0
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She was a know-it-all0
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She kept eating all my peanut butter0
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Mmmmmmm. Nut butter0
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She was a nut0
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She couldn't nut0
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I nutted too much for her0
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Never happened... I wanted a faucet, he wanted to drip0
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kept stuffing my nuts in her mouth..
wait..come back0 -
He knew me too well0
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She just wanted me for sex. When I started to get too close, she ran.0
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