We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

All of his tools were rusty!

RunTimer

she had rust on some parts (tried to claim it was her natural hair color)

MaxPower6868

wouldn't polish my tool

RunTimer

I wasn't Polish

Wonderwomanvik

Hated being polished

synchkat

He only allowed windex and it made me sneeze

slimgirljo15

He tried to clean me...said I was a dirty girl

DSwales11

I wasn't dirty enough.

Wonderwomanvik

He wanted a commitment

TxLisa251

I talked dirty to him, and then he tried to wash my mouth out with soap.

srv524

She had a fascination with eating feces

RunTimer

would follow anyone who laid a trail of Reese's Pieces in front of him

slimgirljo15

Caught him enticing his ex..dropped reeces pieces in his pants

RunTimer

some stupid argument..she claimed Australia was a continent..I insisted it was a island

slimgirljo15

Wouldn't let me lick his ......








Chest

Timshel_

We were just FWB's actually.

slimgirljo15

He had way too many FWB

Kvm11628

Only spoke in acronyms

47Jacqueline

Didn't understand me

Wonderwomanvik

Understood too much about her

Kvm11628

She was a know-it-all

grandslam1965

She kept eating all my peanut butter

Wonderwomanvik

Mmmmmmm. Nut butter

Jess1989ica

She was a nut

Wonderwomanvik

She couldn't nut

Peter_Brady

I nutted too much for her

Wonderwomanvik

Never happened... I wanted a faucet, he wanted to drip

RunTimer

kept stuffing my nuts in her mouth..




wait..come back

Wonderwomanvik

He knew me too well

Peter_Brady

She just wanted me for sex. When I started to get too close, she ran.