We broke up because...

JSurita3

She was so bossy.

RunTimer

her leather thigh-high boots chaffed me

JSurita3

He borrowed my boots without permission

Kvm11628

She was going to give me the boot, so I bailed first.

tobywankenobijedimaster

I kept interrupting her enjoyment of her night cheese

RunTimer

uncontrollable flatulence

Kvm11628

tobywankenobijedimaster wrote: »

I kept interrupting her enjoyment of her night cheese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOflG4grWBQ

michaela4910

She could do more pushups than me. Egoistic, I know but...

Wonderwomanvik

He wanted to be my push up bra,,, in public

Kvm11628

She hated that I needed a push-up bra.

MEat40forge

She hated wearing a bra in public and insisted in getting a wet tshirt

TxLisa251

Refused to go Commando...

tobywankenobijedimaster

Was too ripped for me, made me jealous constantly

TxLisa251

Liked to sleep in the nude, except for his socks. Would never take those socks off!!

RunTimer

wore socks in the shower

Wonderwomanvik

Showered outside using the hose

Peter_Brady

She didn't like being sprayed by my hose

slimgirljo15

Had a short hose

motterotter

LiftingRiot wrote: »

motterotter wrote: »

He ran off after Festivus in a flood of tears

he or she... still not sure... was a flower.... I think

He never bothered to get to know the real me

Wonderwomanvik

The real me was unreal

Peter_Brady

It was unreal how mean she was to me

myomy_

He couldn't keep a secret!!

Peter_Brady

He couldn't keep a single secret

motterotter

Was driving me nuts with his stories about growing up with his brothers and sisters and parents and their maid alice
They even had a theme song

Peter_Brady

She was jealous her family didn't have a theme song

slimgirljo15

I preferred greg

Peter_Brady

She slept with my brother at my graduation party

slimgirljo15

He slept with my brother at our engagement

Peter_Brady

Her brother gave a better oral presentation

slimgirljo15

He failed the manual dexterity test ..