We broke up because...

Wonderwomanvik

I had a thing for curls

Peter_Brady

She didn't like my manscaping

srv524

Couldn't see cleavage (that's right, I went there again...)

tobywankenobijedimaster

She had a thing for blondes.

Wonderwomanvik

He tried using reverse psychology to get what he wanted.,, my boobs

Peter_Brady

Never took her shirt off during sex

srv524

Low self-esteem

Wonderwomanvik

Got a little too steamy

ActiveGuy81

She clipped her toenails....with her teeth.

srv524

Always steamed up my shower

srv524

Was always out of line with himself

Kvm11628

I couldn't keep him in line.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was so picky about how I colored my coloring book!

Kvm11628

Didn't put enough color in my cheeks.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She has this weird thing about always wanting me slapping her in the face or pinching her really hard!
WEIRD!!!

zakum1

Wouldn't let me pinch her cheeks

Kvm11628

Wanted to pinch the wrong cheeks

zakum1

I didn't realize that there was a wrong cheek to pinch. Ciao Bella

Kvm11628

We spoke a different language

Wonderwomanvik

My cheeks couldn't handle all the pressure.

gumby101ca

to beautiful

FabulousFantasticFifty

Every time he spoke Italian I lost track of my thoughts! Too distracting for my hectic life!

Wonderwomanvik

porque no utiliza su lengua.

RunTimer

Ich sie nicht verstehen

JSurita3

I couldn't understand him

MaxPower6868

She never knew what I was talking about

tobywankenobijedimaster

Knew all too well what he was talking about.

Nograce80

Called me a know it all constantly

justin_1434

Would never call me

Nograce80

Called me by his bosses name