We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

She thought I was a Beyotch!

Wonderwomanvik

Peter_Brady wrote: »

She has had way too many bones in her body

But he was the one with the train fantasy...

Peter_Brady

Made me be the caboose in my own train fantasy

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always says "oh Marcia, Marcia, Marcia" in his sleep!

clin71funyika

He was a girl dangit

slimgirljo15

She didn't like girls

Kvm11628

She was too much of a girly-girl

slimgirljo15

Too much of a tom boy

Kvm11628

Too many Toms (and Dicks, and Harrys) in her contact list....

slimgirljo15

She had more Dick and Hans on hers

Kvm11628

She was a snoop.

Wonderwomanvik

She published my escapades online and made money... She refused to share with me.

NYactor1

She had some friend that was trying to sell our videos.

Peter_Brady

Became addicted with amateur porn

synchkat

Called me am amateur

Peter_Brady

Rarely called me

slimgirljo15

Called me day and night

Peter_Brady

Charged me $3.99 per minute

synchkat

He was a bit cheap

slimgirljo15

Out of my league

Peter_Brady

Out of her mind

Kvm11628

Never minded his manners

MzIrish

Didn't like Jameson

slimgirljo15

Drank all the Jameson..oatmeal and Jameson every morning

mnshanbhag

(down under) smelled of Jameson's all the time

Kvm11628

Kept calling me Jameson. I think she had someone on the side.

mnshanbhag

kept thinking I was a she!

Wonderwomanvik

Couldn't think for himself.,,

Thanks now I want Jameson!

michaela4910

She thought I was toooooooo old.

_fitness4life_

She came home one day with a bunch of tofu and said we were becoming vegan. I just couldn't give up meat.