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We broke up because...
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He made me give him a lot of fake things0
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He never let me shave his head.0
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Was really a ninja hired to kill me0
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he used jedi mind tricks on me0
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Needed more training with his light sabre0
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she refused to train me0
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He still used training wheels. It was embarrassing when we would go for rides.0
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Was bored too easily.0
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Dirty mind0
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She always had baby fevers0
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Couldn't pay the bills0
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She became a fan of Paris Hilton0
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made me go dancing every weekend0
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she danced like Elaine from Seinfeld0
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He didn't know good moves when he saw them.0
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she wouldn't let me make any moves0
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He hogged the sheets. Move the eff over, already!0
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she cussed like a sailor!
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He was too easily offended.0
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She was too good for me.0
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I was on top of ladder changing a ceiling fan when she decided to give the earthquake test0
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He didn't appreciate my comedic timing.0
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She laughed at me all the time0
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giggled when I took my boxers off0
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Thought recreating the "D**k in a Box" video would make a great Valentine's Day gift.0
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she would pop me with a wet towel if I didn't helicopter when I got out of the shower0
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He was crazy!0
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He wasn't crazy enough for me.0
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