We broke up because...

biattabrittani

Wasn't into freaky stuff

Peter_Brady

Wanted to mount me on her wall

Wonderwomanvik

Wouldn't let me mount him..., or maybe he did

Peter_Brady

was too drunk to remember mounting me

Wonderwomanvik

He knew me too well... Whiskey anyone?

biattabrittani

Liked Jack Daniels too much

Wonderwomanvik

No... Jack. I'm a Jameson or Crown girl.
Couldn't keep her whiskey straight.

biattabrittani

gonzalesvikki wrote: »

No... Jack. I'm a Jameson or Crown girl.
Couldn't keep her whiskey straight. [/quote

Omg. Sadly, this is true

Peter_Brady

Couldn't keep her men straight either. Called me Bobby during sex

slimgirljo15

He called me..bobby during sex

Peter_Brady

I thought her name was Bobby Jo

slimgirljo15

He called me bobby boy..I wasn't fooled

Peter_Brady

She wore the same cologne as my brother Bobby

Tenmidwest

Her bf was getting jealous at home

slimgirljo15

His wife disapproved

Kvm11628

She disapproved of everything I did.

bdgfn

She wouldn't tell me what the "V" stood for.

Kvm11628

He didn't respect my secrets

g44219

I discovered her secret website

slimgirljo15

He lusted after my mum

Kvm11628

Would never keep mum.

g44219

she thought I had something going on with her mum and I did

slimgirljo15

Married my 75 yr old mum...hi dad

Kvm11628

The granny porn started to get a little creepy

sw33tp3a15

She refused to take bubble baths with me

g44219

Lol she wouldn't wear the gray hair wig and granny frock I bought her

Kvm11628

Gray wasn't my color. I had to look good, right?

tobywankenobijedimaster

We were better as besties than as lovers

g44219

found out he was my father

Kvm11628

The family connections freaked me out (backing away slowly.....)