We broke up because...

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · January 2016

She liked me best when I was bleeding.

g44219 · January 2016

he bled easy

Kvm11628 · January 2016

He thought I was a bleeding heart

g44219 · January 2016

lol he never shared his m&ms

Kvm11628 · January 2016

He forgot that the world's best candy is 100 Grand

g44219 · January 2016

she spent 100 grand in Vegas in a weekend

RunTimer · January 2016

mafioso

Kvm11628 · January 2016

He didn't like living on the edge.

RunTimer · January 2016

all edges and angles..not enough curves

g44219 · January 2016

he ran away with my ex. I couldn't catch him

Kvm11628 · January 2016

He was still hung up on his ex.

g44219 · January 2016

she kept calling me Matt

Kvm11628 · January 2016

He stopped calling me. I got the hint.

g44219 · January 2016

she got a little mad about the baby powder in the hair dryer

Kvm11628 · January 2016

Well, it made my hair gray and I didn't want to encourage his granny fetish

g44219 · January 2016

haha dumped me after I tried to get her to wear a frock and walk by the bed using a walker

Kvm11628 · January 2016

He needed to be committed. He was really sick.

g44219 · January 2016

she tried to have me committed

synchkat · January 2016

Commit I wanted him o commit but he kept saying he wouldn't be committed

g44219 · January 2016

started showing me pictures of rings after 2 weeks of dating

Kvm11628 · January 2016

Left a ring around the bathtub.

g44219 · January 2016

she would leave tooth paste in the sink

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Cheaterrrrrr

Kvm11628 · January 2016

Never used tooth paste.

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Made fun of my teeth

g44219 · January 2016

she bit!

synchkat · January 2016

he had no teeth!!!

Northernlight03 · January 2016

She stole my doggy

Kvm11628 · January 2016

Barked like a dog

g44219 · January 2016

she wouldn't let me sit on the couch because that where her dog sat

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