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Your dress looked darker through your bedroom window.
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Do you know what Rohypnol is? No? Drink up and I'll tell you about it in a little while.
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I had my pubes straightened today.
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Don't mind those muffled sounds coming from the trunk.
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guy who gets the chicks
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Do you know the phrase "tea-bagging"?
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That rules me out. ... walks off slowly, hands in pockets, kicking the dirt, head hung low.
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It may be small, but I make up for it in huuuuuuge loads!
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stunning
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What smells so fishy?
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huge
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awe, come'on, man!
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Look at the @$$ on that waitress!
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rob a liquor store
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Here's a copy of my most recent blood test. So... basically... we don't need a condom.
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Time to start!
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Did you bring any lingerie tonight?
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netflix and chill?
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Wanna go to a Bieber concert?
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If you're not gonna put out tonight, do you think your sister/ mom will?
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drug, then have her way
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Buy razors
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i would
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I promise these protein farts will go away soon.
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We should go get our genitals pierced!
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You can hardly see this blister on my lip.
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I just shart my pants!
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I would!
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Did you shave your peach for me?
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I promise.... mine isn't as salty tasting as others.
