Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE
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Gee, you look like the guy on last week's "America's Most Wanted!"0
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What smells so fishy?0
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I just ate asparagus.0
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I set fires to feel joy0
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Want to come to my place and see my porn and comic collection?1
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I'm only on this date to get back at my ex0
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We are going to a swingers party next0
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Do you have a lot of money?0
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It may be small, but I make up for it in huuuuuuge loads!0
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My shoes cost more than your whole outfit.0
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I hope you brought knee pads...0
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Do you know the phrase "tea-bagging"?0
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Will you choke me?0
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Don't mind those muffled sounds coming from the trunk.0
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Is there any blood left on these pants?0
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I had my pubes straightened today.0
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I hate sex0
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Do you know what Rohypnol is? No? Drink up and I'll tell you about it in a little while.0
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So, how do you feel about incest?0
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Your dress looked darker through your bedroom window.1
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I'm in love with another man0
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Did I ever tell you about my used tampon collection?0
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I've already got names picked out for our kids0
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Have you earned your red wings?0
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You remind me of my sister.0
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Pull my finger.0
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What are your limits?1
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I'm a dog person if you know what i mean.0
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The DA called it "stalking", but he didn't know about our love.0
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That's a nice mustache.0
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