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Donner und blitzen
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Well done, but window shopping means you have identified what you like most!
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Also in the UK but if I'd seen this earlier I would have told you to get yer *kitten* in gear, get out, go for lunch, do some window shopping, or take your phone and photograph loads of stuff just for the hell of it! Certainly do lunch, if nothing else!
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It's incredibly liberating and not at all unhygienic
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I go commando all the time
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Confused the water fountain for a bidet
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Stripey pine nut
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Nope. Just told me to wash the blood off. It's true!
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Not "a" chicken! "My" chicken!!
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I did, it's true But I had to wash them before I could use them!!
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The dancing was ok, admittedly. It was the tutu and chicken that ruined it
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On my decision to leave people alone
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Two drunk giraffes walk into a bar. One keels over, comatose with booze. Barman says to the other giraffe "you can't leave that lyin' there Giraffe replies - it's a giraffe, not a lion
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Doing a feather dance - but using a couple of live chickens!
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She kept unpeeling all the bananas in her shopping trolley before getting to the checkout because she refused to pay for the skins.
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Yes, I spotted that erroneous use of diction, but decided to let you off This time
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I know!! Some people have no consideration.
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You have jumped time zonesor at least "threads"
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Hmmmmm, can't see anyone running low down having a good sniff??
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It was him!!!! I'm a tutu wearing fairy!!
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As one axe-wielding murderer to another - "thank you, ma'am; nothing worse than poor hygiene, is there?"
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LOL!! (What a dreadful image) Cultivating her underarm hair as a replacement tail for her "my little pony"
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Wearing Lycra - and you don't own a bike!
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Need some advice. I'm able to chat to women, break the ice, make them feel at ease - but then it always seems to nosedive when I show them my big hunting knife with the lovely serrated edge. Am I missing something?
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You try talking with your mouth full!! ...........errrr..... "You try talking with your mouth full.....of pillow!"
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Confusing McDonald's and Burger King with "food" Capital offence
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Wasn't speeding Trying to escape - thought you were chasing me
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A man of international mystery With a face for radio
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Only cos you kept watching yourself in a mirror as you strutted back and forth in front of it, like Freddie Mercury, on stagebut wearing budgie smugglers (speedos)
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Oh, PS - in Edinburgh
