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Why did you Arrest the person above?

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  • needernt
    needernt Posts: 675 Member
    505h17 wrote: »
    Only cos you kept watching yourself in a mirror as you strutted back and forth in front of it, like Freddie Mercury, on stage
    but wearing budgie smugglers (speedos)

    Cos he has no identity, even FBI don't know him.
  • 505h17
    505h17 Posts: 41 Member
    A man of international mystery

    With a face for radio
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Speeding along highway 505
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  • 505h17
    505h17 Posts: 41 Member
    Wasn't speeding
    Trying to escape - thought you were chasing me
  • 505h17
    505h17 Posts: 41 Member
    lauranorr wrote: »
    she went through the burger king drive through then took her burger king bagged food into mcdonalds to eat it

    Confusing McDonald's and Burger King with "food"
    Capital offence
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  • sparrish531
    sparrish531 Posts: 499 Member
    obscene "pellow" talk
  • 505h17
    505h17 Posts: 41 Member
    You try talking with your mouth full!!
    ...........errrr..... "You try talking with your mouth full.....of pillow!"
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Singing in the shower...usually ok but not when it's Justin Bieber
  • sparrish531
    sparrish531 Posts: 499 Member
    Stalking JBieber humming "Mistletoe" under her breath
  • 505h17
    505h17 Posts: 41 Member
    Wearing Lycra - and you don't own a bike!
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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Bedazzling my legwarmers...usually not arrestable but ot is when sub par stones are used
  • sparrish531
    sparrish531 Posts: 499 Member
    505h17 wrote: »
    Wearing Lycra - and you don't own a bike!

    (If you only knew) I am in this pic. Kind of a "Where's Waldo"k518c9sh5wc5.jpg
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  • 505h17
    505h17 Posts: 41 Member
    lauranorr wrote: »
    nobody wants to see the manthong lines showing through your pants, fella.

    LOL!! (What a dreadful image)

    Cultivating her underarm hair as a replacement tail for her "my little pony"
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  • 505h17
    505h17 Posts: 41 Member
    It was him!!!!
    I'm a tutu wearing fairy!!
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Unsettling his big knife in public
  • 505h17
    505h17 Posts: 41 Member
    sparrish531 wrote: »
    505h17 wrote: »
    Wearing Lycra - and you don't own a bike!

    (If you only knew) I am in this pic. Kind of a "Where's Waldo"k518c9sh5wc5.jpg

    Hmmmmm, can't see anyone running low down having a good sniff??
  • 505h17
    505h17 Posts: 41 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Unsettling his big knife in public

    You have jumped time zones
    or at least "threads"

  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    That was supposed to be unsheathing
    But the knife is unsettling enough
  • 505h17
    505h17 Posts: 41 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    That was supposed to be unsheathing
    But the knife is unsettling enough
    Yes, I spotted that erroneous use of diction, but decided to let you off

    This time
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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Dancing the can can. Kicked too high
  • 505h17
    505h17 Posts: 41 Member
    She kept unpeeling all the bananas in her shopping trolley before getting to the checkout because she refused to pay for the skins.
  • 505h17
    505h17 Posts: 41 Member
    Doing a feather dance - but using a couple of live chickens!
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  • 505h17
    505h17 Posts: 41 Member
    The dancing was ok, admittedly. It was the tutu and chicken that ruined it
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