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Why did you Arrest the person above?

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  • FrankieFrench1
    FrankieFrench1 Posts: 289 Member
    Believes the garbage bins of Mc Donalds belongs to us all so hoards them.
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  • Vincerayner
    Vincerayner Posts: 23 Member
    stole my heart and my segway
  • NikkiWalt
    NikkiWalt Posts: 1,326 Member
    Segway'd right over my dog.
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  • NikkiWalt
    NikkiWalt Posts: 1,326 Member
    aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

    (but, thanks for the umbrella, could you go back to that "dancing" thing you were doing in the mirror?)
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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    She was too dope on the floor but not magic enough on the mic
  • NikkiWalt
    NikkiWalt Posts: 1,326 Member
    Identity theft. She stole my credit card and bought 4,000 jars of apple butter. And one goldfish.
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  • NikkiWalt
    NikkiWalt Posts: 1,326 Member
    showed up to my birthday party wearing red shoes. I'm the only one that wears red shoes.
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
    She stole Dorothy's red shoes... Now the poor kid is stuck in OZ :(
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  • NikkiWalt
    NikkiWalt Posts: 1,326 Member
    She was climbing palm trees at the beach - throwing the coconuts at beach walkers.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Nut thief.
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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    She went nuts
  • macmicky
    macmicky Posts: 92 Member
    She tryed Frankenstein experiments
  • tcarp8
    tcarp8 Posts: 369 Member
    lauranorr wrote: »
    I'm not allowed to repeat here what she did with nuts. Or what type of nuts. Or what the nuts were attached to. Or who.

    Just so I could frisk her
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Wheelies
  • TRIX5884
    TRIX5884 Posts: 318 Member
    For talking back
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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Over salting the popcorn
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  • needernt
    needernt Posts: 675 Member
    edited May 2016
    she was staring at me.
  • 505h17
    505h17 Posts: 41 Member
    Only cos you kept watching yourself in a mirror as you strutted back and forth in front of it, like Freddie Mercury, on stage
    but wearing budgie smugglers (speedos)
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