Why did you Arrest the person above?

imclynn

High end, very skilled art forgery

jasamjak67

Mooning a bus full of nuns

Arathels

Stealing every left shoe he found. Leaving people only with 1 right shoe so they had to jump around like idiots.
So cruel

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Exceeded the limit of conjugal visits per day...

pie_eyes

jasamjak67

Arathels wrote: »

Stealing every left shoe he found. Leaving people only with 1 right shoe so they had to jump around like idiots.
So cruel

@arainiday1 that's a magnificent idea

JaydedMiss

public *kitten*


...kitten makes me laugh when it changes stuff XD

jasamjak67

For incorrectly using the word kitten at a fund raiser

MalcolmX1983

For jogging with his arms crossed.

Jerseyex

Indecent exposure at the gym

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Tampaex

She was running an illegal midget tossing competition.

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let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Arrested for illegal trading of heroes for ghosts, hot ashes for trees,
hot air for a cool breeze, cold comfort for change...
#leadrolesincages

synchkat

wielding his clippers in a public park

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Arrested in a local department store for impersonating a mannequin in the hopes of finding true love...
#KimCattrall

synchkat

jumping off buildings with homemade wings
#ICanFly #splat

jasamjak67

Showing up in thong speedos at a Mudrunner Event

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let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Arrested for inciting a riot at the local day care because of bullying...
#peerpressureisreal

synchkat

Lurking at the local daycare
#notcooldude

Hiker_Rob

She stole my superman shirt

synchkat

He stole MY Superman t shirt

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Arrested for using performance enhancing drugs in the annual thumb-war competition...
#notjustagame

FabulousFantasticFifty

False advertising
She was too difficult!

synchkat

trespassing. There were snowangels everywhere

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synchkat

non appreciation of the arts after I painted her snow

Arathels

Hated the color Yellow

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Arrested by the Starbucks police for stirring her coffee counter clockwise...