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The creepy doll collection in her room was, well, creepy.

It takes time, consistency, and focus. I agree with getting an accurate picture of where you are. I also believe in setting small, attainable goals as you work toward your larger goal. It helps me to feel accomplished throughout. I also remind myself that if I stumble one day or one meal, it does not have to be an…

First off, congratulations! First, on having the bravery to end a toxic relationship. You lost more than 14 pounds - you lost whatever he weighed on you emotionally. Second, way to go with your focus on fitness. You have already started with some great progress, and you are motivated to continue. You should be so proud of…

He broke my heart in a million little pieces.

A real off-day from work. I am TIRED.

He kept telling me to come. I wasn't a machine.

Everything with him was way too formal. I had to send an RSVP before we could make out.

Stole all the money in my Fidelity account.

Thought the McRib was a delicacy.

She handled too many dudes.

She was too much of a Mommy's Girl. I couldn't take her mom's meddling anymore.

He was a little too loose with his spending.

She tried to "fix" everything about me.

I never got enough Os from her.

He wanted all the power in the relationship.

The multiple visits to the Brony sites had me a bit worried.

He was a professional spammer. I could not be with someone with no soul.

"The Subtle Art of Not Giving a *kitten*"

Not terribly bright - couldn't even tie his own shoes.

Impressive! Way to go!

Too much statuary all over the damn house.

Wanted to tie one on every night. All of our money was going to booze.

He made Oscar the Grouch look like the friendliest person in the world.

Every time he saw me, he shouted, at the top of his lungs, "How do you like me NOW?"

He was always overthinking things.

Claimed "Boss Baby" was cinematic perfection.

Considered Bud Light beer

The protein farts were too much to bear.

He told me I was his Fall Back Girl. I needed to be #1 in his heart.

He was living in the Stone Ages.