We are pleased to announce that as of March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor has been introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!

We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

1…982983985987988…1266

Replies

  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This content has been removed.
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    He wrote a tell all book about our relationship, it sold 5 copies, 3 of which were to his mom
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    cct204 wrote: »
    She refused to believe Captain America was better than Iron Man.

    You must have me confused with one of your other relationships because I so believe Captain America is better than iron man... I actually own some Captain America yoga pants
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He would make me read that book to him before bedtime.
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
    Her idea of "adult toys" was a frisbee or lawn darts
  • MizzBree
    MizzBree Posts: 265 Member
    His idea of adult toys were ropes and adult size spinning wheels nailed to a wall.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He had no idea how to use them... Creativity was always a problem for us
  • marieisme2015
    marieisme2015 Posts: 1,497 Member
    He kept calling out his ex girlfriends name in bed
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
    her smile says "ingenue" but her libido says "Hannibal Lecter" I hate lotion
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    He was obsessed with liver, fava beans and Chianti
  • aisak13
    aisak13 Posts: 146 Member
    He was a he, unlike his match.com profile said
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    I told him I had a surprise for him, I guess it wasn't the surprise he was hoping for?
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    He could out-sing me in Disney Movie Soundtracks
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    That was true. She just wouldn't "Let It Go, Let It Go"
  • ChalkSlinger
    ChalkSlinger Posts: 370 Member
    She could throw her voice and used it when we were intimate, making her various areas talk with funny voices
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    ChalkSlinger wrote: »
    She could throw her voice and used it when we were intimate, making her various areas talk with funny voices

    now that would be some funny stuff right there!
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    At parties she would joke she was a ventriloquist and offer to do a demonstration. Then she'd elbow me in the ribs.
  • wryone4
    wryone4 Posts: 118 Member
    Thought the McRib was a delicacy.
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    Compared my Slow Smoked Bourbon BBQ to the McRib!
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    Egger29 wrote: »
    Compared my Slow Smoked Bourbon BBQ to the McRib!

    I wouldn't have been as nice!
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    After years of adequate treatment, this guy escapes the basement and calls the police on me
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    She always had a headache...
  • MizzBree
    MizzBree Posts: 265 Member
    He walks around naked in front of my friends.
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    MizzBree wrote: »
    He walks around naked in front of my friends.

    I figured it was ok since u were nekkid too...

  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    edited March 2018
    He didn’t consider “mime” a form of communication...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He stole my Ali Cat hat and wouldn't give it back
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    She spoke in rhymes only...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    My creativity was too much for him
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    Her bedroom creativity WAS too much for me...
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    He didnt read the 50 Shades series like I instructed

Categories