We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • cct204
    cct204 Posts: 181 Member
    Oh I'd break up with myself if I ever did that!!! :D
    Coffee = Life.
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    cct204 wrote: »
    Oh I'd break up with myself if I ever did that!!! :D
    Coffee = Life.

    We can definitely be friends! :D:)<3
  • betty_veronica4
    betty_veronica4 Posts: 196 Member
    Constantly quoting people. There were never any original thoughts!
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    Egger29 wrote: »
    She would finish the coffee only leaving a tiny bit in the bottom of the pot but never made more.

    Agreed ... *kitten* deal breaker!
  • Smilin40
    Smilin40 Posts: 1,828 Member
    Putting milk back with tiny bit or cereal box means your outq3rkw0821zkw.gif
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    he liked to throw clothes all over the floor and expected me to clean it all up
  • Smilin40
    Smilin40 Posts: 1,828 Member
    Never I was taught from a young age always clean your mess up.
  • slinkybinkydog
    slinkybinkydog Posts: 38,959 Member
    Always complain about my organizational skills
  • cct204
    cct204 Posts: 181 Member
    I was jealous of her Bettie Page looks
  • cct204
    cct204 Posts: 181 Member
    I didn't know we were exclusive. :*
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,677 Member
    She said I had foundation problems since my mouth wouldn’t shut properly...
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    He was obsessed with Sesame Street and never took me out
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    She was Mr Rogers Neighborhood and I was Sesame Street... It was like rival gang members cohabitating
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    There were too many other men in her basement
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    he took my batman undies to wear with his shirt
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,677 Member

    She was a cool ranch girl while I was #TeamSpicyNacho
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    bought me the wrong flavor of chips #sweetspicychili
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She took my Batman shirt to wear as underwear.....wait...I'd be ok with that.

    She told me she hated Batman
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    he caught me in a lie...i love batman
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She said she loved Batman, but then I caught her sleeping with Superman....pyjamas. :D:p
  • slinkybinkydog
    slinkybinkydog Posts: 38,959 Member
    He wouldn’t play my favorite songs
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    She only likes 1 song! It got to be ridiculous
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,677 Member
    Apparently, the restraining order she had filed against me was legitimate...
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »
    Apparently, the restraining order she had filed against me was legitimate...

    LMAO!!
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He was offended by the restraining order a sued me for emotional damages
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,677 Member
    edited March 2018
    I inadvertently mistook the restraining order as foreplay or her “playing hard to get...”
  • MizzBree
    MizzBree Posts: 265 Member
    She thought I was a guy for 4 years. B)B)B)
  • cct204
    cct204 Posts: 181 Member
    I couldn't handle all the dudes hitting on her everywhere we went.
  • wryone4
    wryone4 Posts: 118 Member
    She handled too many dudes.
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    Said I was going to get a nice candlelight dinner and I came home to flashlights and McDonald's nuggets

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