We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Smilin40
    Smilin40 Posts: 1,828 Member
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    I think it was time but we had a hell of a run.i3i2d0d7m24n.gif
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    He was a little sensitive and didn't care for my communication style
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    We were never dating, I left the door unlocked a few months back and he just wandered in. I was going to kick him out, but he stocked the fridge and pantry.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Of daylight saving time - he refused to spring forward and/or fall back...
  • wryone4
    wryone4 Posts: 118 Member
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    He told me I was his Fall Back Girl. I needed to be #1 in his heart.
  • KeepRunningFatboy
    KeepRunningFatboy Posts: 3,055 Member
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    Wonder Woman hasn’t gotten over Steve
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    he would lock all the doors and windows if I wasn't home on time
  • KeepRunningFatboy
    KeepRunningFatboy Posts: 3,055 Member
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    She didn’t share her protein bars with me.
  • wryone4
    wryone4 Posts: 118 Member
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    The protein farts were too much to bear.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She kept flying away
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    He was obsessed with the band TLC
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
    edited February 2018
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    He kept bench pressing me
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
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    Dang timing was wrong
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    Just bad timing that's all
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    I tried to assign our chores evenly, but she got mad and ripped my division of labor chart to pieces
  • wryone4
    wryone4 Posts: 118 Member
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    Claimed "Boss Baby" was cinematic perfection.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    She always dried my clothes on the normal setting when she knew I like permanent press. I even left a post-it note on the *kitten* machine to remind her!
  • Smilin40
    Smilin40 Posts: 1,828 Member
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    Wait ,what? We broke up ahhhhh *kitten* when did this *kitten* happen *kitten* *kitten* *kitten* worst day ever.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    We never broke up. He just forgot his meds again. Don't worry, the confusion is normal :D
  • Smilin40
    Smilin40 Posts: 1,828 Member
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