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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    She found her birthday gift in the closet before I could put the bow on
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She kept trying to tie Bows on me!
  • wryone4
    wryone4 Posts: 118 Member
    Wanted to tie one on every night. All of our money was going to booze.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    I told her to make me some fries and she gave me tots. I then communicated to her that tots are not the same as fries but she wouldn't validate my feelings or offer to correct her mistake.
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
    ... when she held my hand, I knew that it was now or never
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    She categorized me as physically, spiritually and mentally inadequate...
    #HerExactWords
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Told me I wasn't his fantasy girl. He wanted to find her and asked me to help look. Um no
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
    She didn’t want to be MY fantasy girl
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    He kept talking about some fantasy girl in his sleep...and well...my name is not Ali
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
    Wasn’t over Ali yet
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    edited March 2018
    Put me on a pedestal. Like really made me stand on a stool and pose like a statue it was odd
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
    Turned out she wasn’t into my putting her on the pedestal
  • wryone4
    wryone4 Posts: 118 Member
    Too much statuary all over the damn house.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    Although I didn’t mind her getting a tattoo, I didn’t think she was referring to the actor in Fantasy Island...
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    He just was not into Fantasy Island the way I needed him to be.
  • Smilin40
    Smilin40 Posts: 1,828 Member
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    I hate her third hand.
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    he could not focus.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    The commute was killing the relationship...
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    he poured milk right into the cereal box for breakfast
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    edited March 2018
    When we were out of milk, she refused to let me use hers..
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    He kept try to break into his ex's house and steel her milk
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    She would steal my socks to make her dumb hand puppets
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    She had a fit when I drew hand puppets on the socks I "borrowed"
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    I thought she was crazy always talking to herself...I didn't see the socks!!
  • Smilin40
    Smilin40 Posts: 1,828 Member
    They were on to us we had to split up ,I’ll meet you at our place once the heat dies down.
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    edited March 2018
    he was paranoid. I played along to soothe his anxiety.
  • Christy42177
    Christy42177 Posts: 678 Member
    i thought she loved me...she was faking it
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    She was always flexing her perfectly sculpted arm and squishing mine. I think it was her way of motivating me, but I just ended up simultaneously eating ice cream and crying in my corner.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    I lacked personality and wit...
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He said the only way I was getting the last piece of chicken was to fight him for it.

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