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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    We argued over the little things - like atoms...
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    he beat me up and took my food. :'(:'( boring too :#
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    Our spouses did not get along...
  • KelARita7
    KelARita7 Posts: 2,694 Member
    He wanted to swing
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    She was embarrassed by my collection of Velcro shoes...
  • wryone4
    wryone4 Posts: 118 Member
    Not terribly bright - couldn't even tie his own shoes.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    She failed to make eye contact when conversing...
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He wanted to alphabetize our pantry items, while I insisted that we group them by product type.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    edited March 2018
    Her Hyperacusis and my Tourette's were not a good combination...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He croaked. I thought he was a frog and I kept kissing him
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    We had a difference of opinion regarding the nutritional value of spam...
  • wryone4
    wryone4 Posts: 118 Member
    He was a professional spammer. I could not be with someone with no soul.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    We'd get into epic grammar battles and subsequently not speak for days
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    Her dog peed on me
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    Get back in the basement before i grab the hose!
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    hud54014 wrote: »
    Get back in the basement before i grab the hose!

    I'll be good! :/:o:|:'(
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    She swung me too hard and I got scared
  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
    Scared of swings, scared of commitment
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    Used all my fancy conditioner and replaced it with some cheap crap that smelled like jolly ranchers and death
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    She said i smelled like a dead jolly rancher.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cheaterrrrr :'(
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Cheaterrrrr :'(

    For the love of Pete, you KNEW my Monopoly game was missing half the hotels. You still lost fair and square.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited March 2018
    Egger29 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Cheaterrrrr :'(

    For the love of Pete, you KNEW my Monopoly game was missing half the hotels. You still lost fair and square.

    Explain to me how that lipstick got on your collar and underwear huh.. hmm *taps foot* Im waiting
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Egger29 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Cheaterrrrr :'(

    For the love of Pete, you KNEW my Monopoly game was missing half the hotels. You still lost fair and square.

    Explain to me how that lipstick got on your collar and underwear huh.. hmm *taps foot* Im waiting

    Ha! Jokes on you! I don't wear Underwear!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Egger29 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Egger29 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Cheaterrrrr :'(

    For the love of Pete, you KNEW my Monopoly game was missing half the hotels. You still lost fair and square.

    Explain to me how that lipstick got on your collar and underwear huh.. hmm *taps foot* Im waiting

    Ha! Jokes on you! I don't wear Underwear!

    Oh geez... then whose lacy g- string were you wearing :D
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    I said lock him in the basement and she just lets him out... Well now look what's happened. I hope you're satisfied...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    hud54014 wrote: »
    I said lock him in the basement and she just lets him out... Well now look what's happened. I hope you're satisfied...

    Ohhh my basement inhabitants never want to leave ;) ..

    She, oh geez, I just can't speak about it yet :o
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    I'm getting the hose...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    She called me a hose
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Addicted to teeth whitener - it was like making out with a bottle of peroxide!

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