We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He refused to buy 2 types of OJ... Said it was financially irresponsible0
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He tried to squeeze my melons0
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I wouldn’t drink the protein shakes he prepared0
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He didn't like my beaver milk protein shakes0
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he didn't understand my dialect of Canadian0
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Although we both consumed the exact same amount of alcohol, it bothered her that mine was primarily used as a disinfectant...
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made me stand in a vat of bleach before coming in the front door. he was a bit odd about cleanliness0
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When mopping, it annoyed her that I used a counter-clockwise circular motion - she preferred the more traditional side-to-side motion...0
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He threw out my collection of forks and knives and laughed when I said I was collecting them for Beijing 20220
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Although she didn’t mind me drinking from a straw, it annoyed her immensely when I made the slurping sound whenever the cup was almost empty...0
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he was just way too young0
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He wanted us to have matching goatees0
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he wanted us to have matching goatees!!!
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I would grunt inappropriately during certain situations...0
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I'm not sure he really spoke english just this series of grunts that I didn't really understand0
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I misunderstood him when he referred to our relationship as refreshing, "like a summer's eve"0
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I simply needed a change.0
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Constantly piped "Born to be Wild" into the bedroom during our together time. It got real old, real fast.1
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Our contract expired0
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He decided to try new things in the bedroom without me.. the neighbour obliged0
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Not only did I always leave the toilet seat down but I never lifted it up in the first place (even while urinating)...0
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He was like a Tom cat, peed everywhere0
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She was like a Jerry mouse, eating all the cheese0
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Cheese gave him gas.. my eyes literally watered from the constant stench.0
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Grew better boobs than me.. overdid the steroids0
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She just didn't appreciate the pallet of tissues i bought her for the State of Origin.0
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He was a bit of a bogan, mullet, beer gut and always scratching his..head
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She just didn't understand that the Aussie beer gut is a sexy thing! Lol1
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He would never return our library books on time, and now I get looks of disapproval from the librarian.0
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