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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • wryone4
    wryone4 Posts: 118 Member
    Her idea of wild was having tacos on Wednesday instead of Taco Tuesday.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    She told me that I put too many toppings on my frozen yogurt and that I had to put some back. It made me sad.
  • wryone4
    wryone4 Posts: 118 Member
    She thought baked beans were an appropriate frozen yogurt topping.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    She was judgemental about my food choices and reluctant to try new things
  • wryone4
    wryone4 Posts: 118 Member
    She had a secret crush on Judge Judy, Judge Wopner, andany other tv judge. Fetish much?
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    wryone4 wrote: »
    She had a secret crush on Judge Judy, Judge Wopner, andany other tv judge. Fetish much?

    Well...there was that...

    But when she hid my my Judge Judy replica gavel I just had to draw the line
  • wryone4
    wryone4 Posts: 118 Member
    I found her secret stash of replicas of her past lovers' ...er...anatomy...
  • wryone4
    wryone4 Posts: 118 Member
    I found her eating someone else's tacos.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    She always made me tuck her in first, so I never got tucked in...
  • wryone4
    wryone4 Posts: 118 Member
    Found out "she" was tucking something else away.
  • romeandrylan
    romeandrylan Posts: 101 Member
    she found my undies in the dog kennel :p:p:p
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    She changed the safe word without telling me...
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  • Mattty79
    Mattty79 Posts: 3,068 Member
    Kept screaming random words!
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He joined the #MeToo movement because I apparently "inappropriately touched him"....
  • wryone4
    wryone4 Posts: 118 Member
    Poor thing was a little touched in the head. Bless her heart.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    I need the thermostat at a solid 72 degrees. She changed it to 71 and I lost my *kitten*
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  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    She only smiled in inappropriate situations... like when my grandma fell down the stairs or when I didn't get the big promotion.
  • Mattty79
    Mattty79 Posts: 3,068 Member
    edited February 2018
    I couldn't get cranky at her with that damn addictive smile!

    I honestly try not to look at your pic! :p
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Ohhh the cheesy lines he came up with, just killed me :D
  • Dyl1789
    Dyl1789 Posts: 2,933 Member
    we haven't broken up, I'm just hidden in her basement
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    He always said he was busy and tied up in Jo's basement, I never saw him.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    edited February 2018
    He was strictly a Samsung guy and I was #TeamFlipPhone
  • wryone4
    wryone4 Posts: 118 Member
    He was living in the Stone Ages.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    She was always taking my pants and would never return them. The relationship cost me hundreds of dollars in replacement pants.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Her sex drive was like a rock
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    edited February 2018
    His eyebrow was permanently in the arched position like the Rock
  • Mattty79
    Mattty79 Posts: 3,068 Member
    His eyebrows were actually just tattoos
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    He shaved his eye brows and then drew them back on

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