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That's what she said.

Oops. Lol. I guess there was an ending.

Whose hair oddly curls???

Thinking about ....

Will we ever know the end? Please dont be a cliff hanger...text him tonight!?

Call me mommy.

Didnt wash my hands. (When he feeds me his fries)

I ate your burger. (When he returns from using the restroom)

:p

What does boxing day entail? Drinks? Then I'm in.

I am the grinch..drug the tree out ..all decor is officially down

Oh ...my elf is up...wrapping presents and such

Some people cant? Isn't this a disorder?

Planning my spring vacation for my Christmas.

I bought myself a pecan pie. That is all I will have tomorrow for my party of one Christmas dinner. I'm not 100% sure you should feel sad for me after reading all these holiday depression and anxieties about the holidays.

But I said I didn't know :(

I "know" your brother. ;)

Whoever reported me knows what that was...you gross

Eeeewww :s :s :s

I got my first warning on a comment I didnt even know was bad or sexual ...*said vaguely*

Oops. Me

I think it depends who you are doing it for. Dont do it for a man. Unless they are married ...then you may want to consider it. After all how will you get their attention. But I'm with @CookingWithCumin try a new haircut first. Or get a really sturdy bra. Sometimes whitening your teeth gives the illusion that your breast…

My Christmas is over. Had the best time. I can sit back and nap all day.

Holding out for the real Santa

This is definitely infected

Sorry :# not sorry

I can be your third hand. I got in a horrible wrapping accident years ago. :(

Planning all the ways to win.

With 2 hands

:D :D