alancorey1979 Member

Hanging out at the river eating my pittance of a lunch. I need a shave and a long weekend to recover from my long weekend.

I had to stop drinking white russians because of the weight gain.... but dammit, give me vodka or give me death!

I forgot what my penis looks like. Haven’t seen it since 2003.

You should carry a disposable camera with you and ask the next person to take pictures while you pose for them.

I shouldn’t comment on this. Lets just say last night was a pretty *kitten* awesome night.

touche. lol

my curiosity is soaring trying to figure out what the emoji is covering up.

Early to bed, Early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

nobody loves me.... guess I'll just go eat worms.

Guilty here... approved like 5 friend requests before I noticed something off about the pictures.... primarily clothes. I have since removed them. I need distraction from food. Not sex

Posts from the past.... 4526 days ago this was the conversations occurring on MyFitnessPal.

This

Feel free to add me. 41 year male here. Lost 65lbs so far... can’t seem to lose more than that even though I would love to lose another 40. Been on MFP for 925 days so far.

I am not a woman but feel free to add me to your friends list. Im a 40 year old who has lost 80 lbs so far... trying to lose 20 more but I cannot seem to get past this plateau.

I second this

Hahaha yeah first world problems exactly. I should be thrilled about reason 8 since before losing the weight I found more pleasure in a cheeseburger than sex and thats just simply not right. 😂 But I’d rather have the anxiety than start popping pills. 🤣

After loosing 75 lbs in one year with 30 to go to hit my goal: 1) I can tie my shoes without having to sit down first. 2) I can walk up stairs without getting "winded" 3) I can mow my lawn and maintain the garden without taking breaks 4) I don't smell like bacon when I sweat 5) I am always cold... 6) I can see the blood…

LMAO... I don't sleep on hotel pillows for that very reason. Some of those pillows are awful soft... I shudder to think about all the horny business men who failed on Tinder on any given night might find those pillows to be adequate...

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. I have since changed my name to cellophane...

Still ongoing and have most another 5 pounds since this picture but hoping to lose about 25 lbs... maybe 30 depending on how I look at 25 lbs lost.

Not by best photo but one of my recent favorites. I spent a few days in Iceland on my way to Italy and saw this sailboat while on a whale watching tour. Shot with a Canon 600D, 200mm lens ISO 100. Minor adjustments in Lightroom and final processing in Photoshop. Can’t remember what I had my aperture set at.

Feel free to add me

Feel free to add me.

Feel free to add me. I’m a 40 year old dude.

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Hi

I met my wife on AOL. Back before online dating was even cool. Been married 17 years this year.

How do we know you are a real woman and not one of those crazed sex androids from West World?