BrustMannEiner Member

Goal accomplished, fitness activities to follow. :#

Mind if I toss one in here that I said before when I was young, dumb, and stupid? I'm sorry, ladies. "You got the buns for my wiener." Edit- Two more. Again, sorry ladies. "Do you like motor boats? Because I'm a motor boating sonovabitch." "I'd eat your daddy's peanuts for a night with you."

Speaking of blowing things up, ever toss a few bags of trash from a contractor onto the bonfire to get rid of them only to find out there were sealed containers of 'things' that decompress rapidly when heated?

Nursing my oldest German shepherd back to health after having the vet come out and give her stitches and ROTFLMAO because she is all doped up and acting weird. On the plus side, the youngest shepherd that is constantly wanting to play and torment her is showing she actually has some motherly instinct and is nurturing her.

I think both of you would be are fantastic role models.

Clutch beard.

Meh, cancers a *kitten*. Lots of people die from it.

Naw, she has a 5 head.

Because Tove Lo is awesome and, well, I love them... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RQDPwODja4

You're not into sound financial techniques? Dividend reinvestment plans shouldn't be in his portfolio?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSwJZdxarC8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2zjg78ay4I https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzvasAJIHb4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju5kllqurd8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ35SOU9HTM

You promised you wouldn't tell! She taught me how to pole dance but the real reason everyone invites themselves over is because they want to get a glimpse of her learning me. :)

I spit on Your Grave is a good one. I like the original best. Also, I don't think you can go wrong with comedy horror like Army of Darkness, Little Shop of Horrors, or House of 1k Corpses. Then there are the classics like Psycho, Child's Play, Halloween, A Nightmare on Elm Street, etc. Of course, the first movies are the…

Naw, but it's OK.

Sure don't, that's why I do a dry run the day prior if I'm cooking for anyone else. Slim has a prosthetic tongue. What you see is just the tip. She can actually slick back her eyebrows with it. :D

I would, but my only concern is I'd have a hard time keeping my eyes on the zombies. ;)

She is a lousy, low down, dirty, awe full human being. (It was tough writing that)

No, but I enjoy your quip responses. Sorry, disregard. Apparently I need to move even more rural for decent internet.

No, but I enjoy your quip responses.

Janitors?

LOL, and #1 is not even a corner piece.

It's Friday, trim your fingernails men.

Recovering from a looong but fanfreakingtastic week. Now, cramming in all the work I blew off into the next 24-36 hours.

Condensation, luckily. Working on a car and needed to see if what was leaking was brake fluid, condensation, or hydraulic fluid.

Just in the forums some.

And the "bang"? What do you see?

Making burgers and chillaxin.

Me. I'd just be happy making it there.