Ladies, what is the worst compliment you have ever received?

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  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
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    salkavalka wrote: »
    My personal favourite on Instagram:
    "Such a pretty face. Too bad no guy wants that body"

    Please tell me someone didn't say that to you? To anyone, that's a major insult. Like they're God's gift.....
  • Revolu7
    Revolu7 Posts: 1,018 Member
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    salkavalka wrote: »
    My personal favourite on Instagram:
    "Such a pretty face. Too bad no guy wants that body"

    I dont even get what that is supposed to mean? That in no way can be a compliment. Bad guy
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
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    @ReenieHJ The brain does handle negative and positive compliments differently. The negative ones tend to stick while we blow off the positive ones. Criticism over praise. I don't remember the worst ones coming from men. ;) The worst ones come from those closest to us without any filters.
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    BrustMannEiner wrote: »
    Mind if I toss one in here that I said before when I was young, dumb, and stupid? I'm sorry, ladies.

    "You got the buns for my wiener."

    Edit- Two more. Again, sorry ladies.

    "Do you like motor boats? Because I'm a motor boating sonovabitch."
    "I'd eat your daddy's peanuts for a night with you."

    Thank you for the disclaimer. Apology accepted 😜
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    BrustMannEiner wrote: »
    Mind if I toss one in here that I said before when I was young, dumb, and stupid? I'm sorry, ladies.

    "You got the buns for my wiener."

    Edit- Two more. Again, sorry ladies.

    "Do you like motor boats? Because I'm a motor boating sonovabitch."
    "I'd eat your daddy's peanuts for a night with you."

    What girl could possibly refuse such verbal charms ?

    I'ma stealing these and be using them during my next trip to the grocery store.
    Especially the 'buns / wiener' comment. I'm be sure to have a package of bratwurst in my hands when this gem is delivered.

    To avoid a harassment case, be sure to be in the bread aisle, at least. Plausible deniability or some such legalese (brought to you from hours of watching Law & Order with semi interest while making dinner) 🤷🏿‍♀️
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    Carrierm82 wrote: »
    You have beautiful eyes I want to put them in a jar so I can look at them all the time.

    This one I'm totally stealing...
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
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    Carrierm82 wrote: »
    You have beautiful eyes I want to put them in a jar so I can look at them all the time.

    I've said that to people before but it was for different body parts.
  • brustmannzwei
    brustmannzwei Posts: 1,124 Member
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    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    Carrierm82 wrote: »
    You have beautiful eyes I want to put them in a jar so I can look at them all the time.

    I've said that to people before but it was for different body parts.

    Tonsils?
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
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    brustmannzwei wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    Carrierm82 wrote: »
    You have beautiful eyes I want to put them in a jar so I can look at them all the time.

    I've said that to people before but it was for different body parts.

    Tonsils?

    Ha! No 🙊
  • MiNinaLisa
    MiNinaLisa Posts: 648 Member
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    salkavalka wrote: »
    My personal favourite on Instagram:
    "Such a pretty face. Too bad no guy wants that body"

    revenge is sweet now - isn't it? :)
  • MiNinaLisa
    MiNinaLisa Posts: 648 Member
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    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    brustmannzwei wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    Carrierm82 wrote: »
    You have beautiful eyes I want to put them in a jar so I can look at them all the time.

    I've said that to people before but it was for different body parts.

    Tonsils?

    Ha! No 🙊

    i know :D
  • accio_doughnuts
    accio_doughnuts Posts: 88 Member
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    Someone told me I look like Michael Jackson, but worded it like it’s a compliment.
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    edited August 2020
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    accio_doughnuts wrote: »
    Someone told me I look like Michael Jackson, but worded it like it’s a compliment.

    It could be. It's era/album dependant 🤷🏿‍♀️

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