Ladies, what is the worst compliment you have ever received?
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Motorsheen wrote: »Okay, alright, ladies..... what is the best compliment you've ever received ??
Remember fellas, in the word's of Picasso: "Talent Borrows, but Genius Steals."
“i wish my girlfriend was more like u”5 -
Best: you are the sunshine breaking through my dark clouds. Even when are are going through the worst of times, you are positive
That made me cry3 -
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SwolehouseBrotown wrote: »
Triggered. See Exhibit A as a reference, if you so choose @SwolehouseBrotown. Just replace "Asian" with "Black" and assume that a sub-section of women will have qualms about being categorized/viewed on the basis of race, genetics, culture, etc.
I'll leave it at that as, apparently, this is a topic of heated debate here for some reason that can only be explained in the Twilight Zone.8 -
You’re too pretty to be lesbian 🙄7
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oh i remembered one from a few years ago
i’ve lost a lot of weight since college days and a guy i had a major crush on back then message me thru social media and said i looked great and that “if u looked like that in college i wouldve ended up marrying u”
it still makes me conflicted on whether to be flattered or “wait wtf” thinking about it8 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Okay, alright, ladies..... what is the best compliment you've ever received ??
Remember fellas, in the word's of Picasso: "Talent Borrows, but Genius Steals."
“i wish my girlfriend was more like u”
I'm guessing that, "I wish my wife was more like you!" wouldn't have quite the same reaction.2 -
Motorsheen wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Okay, alright, ladies..... what is the best compliment you've ever received ??
Remember fellas, in the word's of Picasso: "Talent Borrows, but Genius Steals."
“i wish my girlfriend was more like u”
I'm guessing that, "I wish my wife was more like you!" wouldn't have quite the same reaction.
just tell your wife u like her better than your girlfriend4 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »oh i remembered one from a few years ago
i’ve lost a lot of weight since college days and a guy i had a major crush on back then message me thru social media and said i looked great and that “if u looked like that in college i wouldve ended up marrying u”
it still makes me conflicted on whether to be flattered or “wait wtf” thinking about it
Hmm, I'd say its a "be flattered" and "wait wtf"
...and an "I dodged a bullet"
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sweet_ermengarde wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Okay, alright, ladies..... what is the best compliment you've ever received ??
Remember fellas, in the word's of Picasso: "Talent Borrows, but Genius Steals."
“i wish my girlfriend was more like u”
I'm guessing that, "I wish my wife was more like you!" wouldn't have quite the same reaction.
just tell your wife u like her better than your girlfriend
trying to picture that reaction
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Motorsheen wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Okay, alright, ladies..... what is the best compliment you've ever received ??
Remember fellas, in the word's of Picasso: "Talent Borrows, but Genius Steals."
“i wish my girlfriend was more like u”
I'm guessing that, "I wish my wife was more like you!" wouldn't have quite the same reaction.
just tell your wife u like her better than your girlfriend
trying to picture that reaction
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SwolehouseBrotown wrote: »
Triggered. See Exhibit A as a reference, if you so choose @SwolehouseBrotown. Just replace "Asian" with "Black" and assume that a sub-section of women will have qualms about being categorized/viewed on the basis of race, genetics, culture, etc.
I'll leave it at that as, apparently, this is a topic of heated debate here for some reason that can only be explained in the Twilight Zone.
Lol
Or we could go further and say because im into girls that I'm a pig because I'm defining them as a woman and subjecting them to my desires based solely on the fact that they are women. Or human. How dare I?
Not into dogs or dudes....
and it was a joke obviously since she says she doesn't like it when people say they aren't usually into black girls.
Its ok to be into what you're in to.
I am not sorry you were offended lol
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Motorsheen wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Okay, alright, ladies..... what is the best compliment you've ever received ??
Remember fellas, in the word's of Picasso: "Talent Borrows, but Genius Steals."
“i wish my girlfriend was more like u”
I'm guessing that, "I wish my wife was more like you!" wouldn't have quite the same reaction.
my neighbour told my husband he's a lucky man. neither she or i were in the vicinity.
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My friends mom today asked me “where is the other 2/3 of you?”
😂
Which I do take as a compliment but makes me wonder wtf she thought of me when she thought I must be pushing 500 and something *kitten* pounds.4 -
Mom, we can both fit in the chair now.3
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Random friend of a friend: Normally I have a "no fat chicks" rule but your face is pretty enough that I could reconsider.
Me: Oh, how nice. Unfortunately my "no asseholes" rule is firm, so sounds like we aren't meant to be.9 -
" Wow you're so big, you would be great at basketball"..
I'm a 5'10 female... I absolutely hate when people use the word " big" when describing me.5 -
ButterIsGood wrote: »" Wow you're so big, you would be great at basketball"..
I'm a 5'10 female... I absolutely hate when people use the word " big" when describing me.
I used to be 5'10"(age has a habit of shrinking a person
) and my nickname became Moose in certain circles. 
Hated that. 5 -
My personal favourite on Instagram:
"Such a pretty face. Too bad no guy wants that body"6 -
salkavalka wrote: »My personal favourite on Instagram:
"Such a pretty face. Too bad no guy wants that body"
Please tell me someone didn't say that to you? To anyone, that's a major insult. Like they're God's gift.....2 -
salkavalka wrote: »My personal favourite on Instagram:
"Such a pretty face. Too bad no guy wants that body"
I dont even get what that is supposed to mean? That in no way can be a compliment. Bad guy4 -
@ReenieHJ The brain does handle negative and positive compliments differently. The negative ones tend to stick while we blow off the positive ones. Criticism over praise. I don't remember the worst ones coming from men.
The worst ones come from those closest to us without any filters. 3 -
Mind if I toss one in here that I said before when I was young, dumb, and stupid? I'm sorry, ladies.
"You got the buns for my wiener."
Edit- Two more. Again, sorry ladies.
"Do you like motor boats? Because I'm a motor boating sonovabitch."
"I'd eat your daddy's peanuts for a night with you."7 -
BrustMannEiner wrote: »Mind if I toss one in here that I said before when I was young, dumb, and stupid? I'm sorry, ladies.
"You got the buns for my wiener."
Edit- Two more. Again, sorry ladies.
"Do you like motor boats? Because I'm a motor boating sonovabitch."
"I'd eat your daddy's peanuts for a night with you."
Thank you for the disclaimer. Apology accepted 😜3 -
BrustMannEiner wrote: »Mind if I toss one in here that I said before when I was young, dumb, and stupid? I'm sorry, ladies.
"You got the buns for my wiener."
Edit- Two more. Again, sorry ladies.
"Do you like motor boats? Because I'm a motor boating sonovabitch."
"I'd eat your daddy's peanuts for a night with you."
What girl could possibly refuse such verbal charms ?
I'ma stealing these and be using them during my next trip to the grocery store.
Especially the 'buns / wiener' comment. I'm be sure to have a package of bratwurst in my hands when this gem is delivered.7 -
Motorsheen wrote: »BrustMannEiner wrote: »Mind if I toss one in here that I said before when I was young, dumb, and stupid? I'm sorry, ladies.
"You got the buns for my wiener."
Edit- Two more. Again, sorry ladies.
"Do you like motor boats? Because I'm a motor boating sonovabitch."
"I'd eat your daddy's peanuts for a night with you."
What girl could possibly refuse such verbal charms ?
I'ma stealing these and be using them during my next trip to the grocery store.
Especially the 'buns / wiener' comment. I'm be sure to have a package of bratwurst in my hands when this gem is delivered.
To avoid a harassment case, be sure to be in the bread aisle, at least. Plausible deniability or some such legalese (brought to you from hours of watching Law & Order with semi interest while making dinner) 🤷🏿♀️4 -
Diatonic12 wrote: »@ReenieHJ The brain does handle negative and positive compliments differently. The negative ones tend to stick while we blow off the positive ones. Criticism over praise. I don't remember the worst ones coming from men.The worst ones come from those closest to us without any filters.
From my best friend, just this morning: "You look good for your age."6 -
You have beautiful eyes I want to put them in a jar so I can look at them all the time.7
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Carrierm82 wrote: »You have beautiful eyes I want to put them in a jar so I can look at them all the time.
This one I'm totally stealing...2
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