Ladies, what is the worst compliment you have ever received?

_Figgzie_
_Figgzie_ Posts: 3,506 Member
Can't wait for these 😉
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  • _Figgzie_
    _Figgzie_ Posts: 3,506 Member
    I love you when you're sleeping.

    You remind me of my sister.

    Your butt feels mushy like my pillow

    You're crazy but I still love you.

    Your hair feels like a brillo pad

    :D:D:D:D:D
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    Your tummy is squishy
    (my son, while repeatedly bouncing himself off it and having a blast)
  • 88missycat88
    88missycat88 Posts: 531 Member
    edited August 2020
    You have a substantial *kitten* (butt)

  • CowboyLife
    CowboyLife Posts: 1,100 Member
    You have a substantial *kitten* (butt)

    Is that a bad thing???
  • MoonOverMyHammies7
    MoonOverMyHammies7 Posts: 585 Member
    That’s marketable
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    You were so hot when we were both teenagers.
    Yeah; thanks for reminding me how much has changed
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    Why no mens? Do men not receive awful compliments? Another inequality!?

    Want I should tell you some awful compliments I’ve given?

    You and my dog are some of my favorite people.

    Your girlfriend is hot. How’d you do that?

    Your beard makes your chin look stronger.

    I love a man with a healthy appetite.

    I thought of comebacks for all of these.

    That’s actually a nice compliment if you think about it.

    From behind.

    Yea, wish you could grow a beard to hide that chin too.

    Actually, I lose mine around you.
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    Why no mens? Do men not receive awful compliments? Another inequality!?

    Want I should tell you some awful compliments I’ve given?

    You and my dog are some of my favorite people.

    Your girlfriend is hot. How’d you do that?

    Your beard makes your chin look stronger.

    I love a man with a healthy appetite.

    I thought of comebacks for all of these.

    That’s actually a nice compliment if you think about it.

    From behind.

    Yea, wish you could grow a beard to hide that chin too.

    Actually, I lose mine around you.

    😂
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    You're a nice guy, you're just.... Weird 🤔....

    I'm like, thanks.... There's worse things you could be
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    “youre intimidating”

    I'm trying to get on this level

    i just feel misunderstood as hell when people say that tbh
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    I thought you were a *kitten* but you're really nice
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    I'll let the guys defend their gender but the "intimidating" and "unapproachable" remarks is most often doled out to women who are competant in their career and leisure pursuits, reserved/introspective, contented in their own company and who are also afflicted with RBF 🙄

    So unless you're an extrovert, consider taking all the above and being "intimidating" as an actual compliment....just with poor word selection 😉