Ladies, what is the worst compliment you have ever received?

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_Figgzie_
_Figgzie_ Posts: 3,506 Member
Can't wait for these 😉
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  • _Figgzie_
    _Figgzie_ Posts: 3,506 Member
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    I love you when you're sleeping.

    You remind me of my sister.

    Your butt feels mushy like my pillow

    You're crazy but I still love you.

    Your hair feels like a brillo pad

    :D:D:D:D:D
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    Your tummy is squishy
    (my son, while repeatedly bouncing himself off it and having a blast)
  • 88missycat88
    88missycat88 Posts: 529 Member
    edited August 2020
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    You have a substantial *kitten* (butt)

  • CowboyLife
    CowboyLife Posts: 1,100 Member
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    You have a substantial *kitten* (butt)

    Is that a bad thing???
  • jcrav77
    jcrav77 Posts: 584 Member
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    That’s marketable
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    You were so hot when we were both teenagers.
    Yeah; thanks for reminding me how much has changed
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    Why no mens? Do men not receive awful compliments? Another inequality!?

    Want I should tell you some awful compliments I’ve given?

    You and my dog are some of my favorite people.

    Your girlfriend is hot. How’d you do that?

    Your beard makes your chin look stronger.

    I love a man with a healthy appetite.

    I thought of comebacks for all of these.

    That’s actually a nice compliment if you think about it.

    From behind.

    Yea, wish you could grow a beard to hide that chin too.

    Actually, I lose mine around you.
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
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    Why no mens? Do men not receive awful compliments? Another inequality!?

    Want I should tell you some awful compliments I’ve given?

    You and my dog are some of my favorite people.

    Your girlfriend is hot. How’d you do that?

    Your beard makes your chin look stronger.

    I love a man with a healthy appetite.

    I thought of comebacks for all of these.

    That’s actually a nice compliment if you think about it.

    From behind.

    Yea, wish you could grow a beard to hide that chin too.

    Actually, I lose mine around you.

    😂