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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He pole dances at his bbq events and makes his friends pay for the show ;)
  • BrustMannEiner
    BrustMannEiner Posts: 360 Member
    edited August 2020
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    You promised you wouldn't tell!

    She taught me how to pole dance but the real reason everyone invites themselves over is because they want to get a glimpse of her learning me. :)
  • fstrickl
    fstrickl Posts: 883 Member
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    BrustMannEiner wrote: »
    She is a lousy, low down, dirty, awe full human being.

    (It was tough writing that)

    Well...I probably could shower more often so you got that dirty part right at least.

    Speaking of showers, he’s a Never Nude and wears jean short cut offs in the shower. (I hope you get the reference 😬)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She knows he wears jean shorts in the shower because she has a spy cam set up in the bathroom light :o
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She actually set it up for her due to her vast experience! 😬
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,730 Member
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    has a stock pile of items she bought with coupons
  • PaulHalicki
    PaulHalicki Posts: 576 Member
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    Tried to tell people she was me, but couldn't keep the chicken on her head.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    In a gala performance for the Queen he played the spoons will doing the Macarena
  • PaulHalicki
    PaulHalicki Posts: 576 Member
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    Hey, these are supposed to be lies! I did that in 2018!

    Thinks hot dog tongue is the new duck face.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    PaulHalicki wrote: »
    Hey, these are supposed to be lies! I did that in 2018!

    Thinks hot dog tongue is the new duck face.

    Sorry my bad 🤐

    That chicken lays 2 eggs every morning on his head to contribute to his morning omelette. Once it only laid one egg so he showed it a can of chicken soup and made a throat cutting motion.. its produced two every day since.
  • PaulHalicki
    PaulHalicki Posts: 576 Member
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    Had Macarena and cheese for dinner tonight.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    PaulHalicki wrote: »
    Had Macarena and cheese for dinner tonight.

    😲 are you watching me? *checks windows then scoffs down the last of the macarena and cheese*

    . His seeing eye chicken got sick, so he donated a kidney and a liver portion to her ❤ thats true love.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Is a natural Redhead 😘
  • Ransom_G
    Ransom_G Posts: 2,068 Member
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    She fantasizes about me constantly. :p
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He's a habitual kidnapper of Showdogs and gets rich collecting ransom hense his nickname "Ransom'
  • BIG_FN_R0B
    BIG_FN_R0B Posts: 1,748 Member
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    She is a Kungfu Master😀
  • toriann319
    toriann319 Posts: 994 Member
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    A fashion designer from NYC. :p
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,366 Member
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    She is no fun at all
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    This one here has absolutely no sense of humor
  • Kellieee_xoxo
    Kellieee_xoxo Posts: 215 Member
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    She hates the color red

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