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Post a lie about the person above

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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    RuthlessRoxy isn’t as ruthless as she pretends to be. I once saw her cry watching a baby turtle hatch and run into the ocean.
  • Soon2BSuper
    Soon2BSuper Posts: 1,767 Member
    She finally stopped stalking me at Costco
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    has had super powers for a while, the name is just a facade
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Really prefers cats over horses but doesn’t share that because the horses’ feelings may get hurt.
    Soon2BSuper wrote: »
    She finally stopped stalking me at Costco

    Never! I’ve just gotten better. 😏
  • Soon2BSuper
    Soon2BSuper Posts: 1,767 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    Really prefers cats over horses but doesn’t share that because the horses’ feelings may get hurt.
    Soon2BSuper wrote: »
    She finally stopped stalking me at Costco

    Never! I’ve just gotten better. 😏

    This is the "Post a lie" thread no? :D
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Soon2BSuper wrote: »
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    Really prefers cats over horses but doesn’t share that because the horses’ feelings may get hurt.
    Soon2BSuper wrote: »
    She finally stopped stalking me at Costco

    Never! I’ve just gotten better. 😏

    This is the "Post a lie" thread no? :D


    Oh right! Need more coffee apparently. 🤣

    Super is never actually at work but instead hangs out at the beach all day.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    shes really a werecat, but she only predicts your future if she really, really likes you.
  • KimberlinaB
    KimberlinaB Posts: 4,018 Member
    Actually a mule, and not a horse.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Killed and hid KimberlinaA in her garden
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Doesn’t even have a basement.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Framed me for the disappearance of at least 10 mfpers. I did not put them in the basement. She hid her harem there :D
  • Hotspur11
    Hotspur11 Posts: 2,673 Member
    (she lies, I was one of them that disappeared)

    Total lie: she is the nastiest person in the world..........dislikes everyone
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I don't know who that guy is. ^^^ definitely not one of my best friends
    :)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Was raised in the backwoods of Louisiana
  • char2point0
    char2point0 Posts: 784 Member
    She doesn’t like high heels
  • fstrickl
    fstrickl Posts: 883 Member
    She was on Nailed It and won!
  • BrustMannEiner
    BrustMannEiner Posts: 360 Member
    She is a lousy, low down, dirty, awe full human being.

    (It was tough writing that)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited August 2020
    He burns everything on his BBQ and he's just a plain all round terrible man :D:*
  • BrustMannEiner
    BrustMannEiner Posts: 360 Member
    Sure don't, that's why I do a dry run the day prior if I'm cooking for anyone else.

    Slim has a prosthetic tongue. What you see is just the tip. She can actually slick back her eyebrows with it. :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He pole dances at his bbq events and makes his friends pay for the show ;)
  • BrustMannEiner
    BrustMannEiner Posts: 360 Member
    edited August 2020
    You promised you wouldn't tell!

    She taught me how to pole dance but the real reason everyone invites themselves over is because they want to get a glimpse of her learning me. :)
  • fstrickl
    fstrickl Posts: 883 Member
    BrustMannEiner wrote: »
    She is a lousy, low down, dirty, awe full human being.

    (It was tough writing that)

    Well...I probably could shower more often so you got that dirty part right at least.

    Speaking of showers, he’s a Never Nude and wears jean short cut offs in the shower. (I hope you get the reference 😬)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She knows he wears jean shorts in the shower because she has a spy cam set up in the bathroom light :o
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She actually set it up for her due to her vast experience! 😬
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,730 Member
    has a stock pile of items she bought with coupons
  • PaulHalicki
    PaulHalicki Posts: 576 Member
    Tried to tell people she was me, but couldn't keep the chicken on her head.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    In a gala performance for the Queen he played the spoons will doing the Macarena
  • PaulHalicki
    PaulHalicki Posts: 576 Member
    Hey, these are supposed to be lies! I did that in 2018!

    Thinks hot dog tongue is the new duck face.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaulHalicki wrote: »
    Hey, these are supposed to be lies! I did that in 2018!

    Thinks hot dog tongue is the new duck face.

    Sorry my bad 🤐

    That chicken lays 2 eggs every morning on his head to contribute to his morning omelette. Once it only laid one egg so he showed it a can of chicken soup and made a throat cutting motion.. its produced two every day since.
  • PaulHalicki
    PaulHalicki Posts: 576 Member
    Had Macarena and cheese for dinner tonight.

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