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I hugged because it was useful and kind. I'm a hugger and a liker in this place π€
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It's always thus thread. Always
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You want to know how many different gins I tried today? 7. My head hurts already and I didn't even go to bed yet. Can I be bothered to find the drunk yhread? π NOπ
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In the UK they are ice poles - y'know I don't know what adult me would pick. I think green.
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Boy are you missing out
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Extra points if I wear my birkenstocks with knee highs?
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How am I meant to trap the souls of men wearing cargo shorts? They can't see the goods π
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Don't forget to celebrate when you get clothing with good sized pockets. And don't forget to tell everyone about said pockets. Dem the rules.
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If we were in the bad advice thread I'd totally tell you to proceed.
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Bestie have you heard of porn hub?
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Been thinking of you today Jo :heart:
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That must be something they do in the North.
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I feel that this would cause riots in England.
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Oh sure boo, you're definitely in charge... now get back in your cage whilst we make ourselves look pretty π
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Someone is going to do my laundry and we get @Mr_Healthy_Habits as evening entertainment?! Where do I sign up?
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You look amazing Chris! You are killing it π
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Oh lawdy π₯΅
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Disassociation.
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@KickassAmazon76 You are one badass woman. Honestly. I see your statuses on my timeline and am blown away sometimes by how much you deal with. You are showing your kids what it is to be resilient and loving and kind and empathetic and all the things that will turn them into awesome adults. I can only imagine how tired youβ¦
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I'd ho it up for the day
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Don't worry we kept your thread warm for you whilst you were gone with totally plausible theories.
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OP isn't here anymore. You're talking to nothing but spiders.
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That doesn't surprise me and honestly it's not a cute look for the spiders. Also I love your whimsy and optimism about magical jewels in the drywall.
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Sir/Ma'am you have to go directly to Lucifer himself to break free of the spiders.
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This was... specific π€ but let's roll with your idea. Say there is a body in the drywall they could surely sacrifice it to the demonic congregation in the garage? But would they then have to make an annual sacrifice to the spider King just to keep their fortune?
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So to clarify I'm coming with you then we're hitting up the bank π got it
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We could... or we could ride this out and see if it becomes one of those Netflix documentaries about freak circumstances... "mfp user rattled by poltergeist with no regard for structural integrity of home but ultimately taken down by spider army - coincidence or strategy from the arachnids?!" I'm leaning towards theβ¦
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I gotta be honest Rob I have not thought this through in as much detail as you would hope
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Let's go pineapple daddy - you're coming with
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I think about moving to another country and assuming a new identity way too often π¬