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Thanks lovely. New decade of life, new job, new hair (no one told me it'd be so much maintenance though!).

Not respecting my time, eg being continuously late, changing plans at the last second, not making plans til the last minute, not showing up, broken promises etc... obviously there is some degree for flexibility, things happen and life throws curveballs but overall there should be a degree of prioritisation and an…

I want to get the tea on great grandma's third husband. Why was his death so unexpected? Why were the circumstances so mysterious? Girl what you hiding?

I haven't been in the forums for about a year, maybe more. This is the first thread I see. If you have certain boundaries around what you want in a partner, then that's fine, but it isn't ok to expect someone to suddenly change their whole life to fit with what you want. It's important to share core values, and working out…

If I'm gazing at men with my lustful mind I tend to err between the swimmers body and the good old dad bod, but more towards the latter. Broad shoulders, strong arms and a bit of meat in the middle... sign me up!

It's been a while

I am 5lbs away from a 30lbs loss. Having maintained for the past 2 years, I'm ready to tackle those last 5!

Came for the selfies, stayed for the tea in the comments 💁‍♀️👀

A real pirate would have called me matey and thrown me off Westminster Bridge. Not convinced, seems sketchy.

Same thing happens to me when in London - a man stopped to ask me for directions to the tube and I didn't even register til an hour later he was dressed as a pirate.

Pineapple daddy you always have me weak 😘

Felt the need to clarify why this is a red flag for me. Any type of clutter or messiness makes my brain want to explode so the fact someone could just go upstairs every day without immediately wanting to fix the broken carpet suggests to me they are certifiable.

I didn't realise this was a red flag for me until recently but... when the carpet on their stairs is loose, like hanging off, and they tell you it has been like that for ELEVEN YEARS jeez ok psychopath

Anything that isn't weight lifting or hiking is a thing I don't enjoy. I can run and cycle long distances but I'd really rather not, so I don't. Swimming is only good if there is a swim up bar. Gym classes don't do it for me because I'm not in control of the music. Yoga makes me fall asleep.

Happy birthday beautiful lady!

That's awesome, well done! I've had four interviews in the past six weeks and not quite nailed them, although was very close on some of them. Got another next week 😊

Keep at it! I'm in the same boat. It's tough because it's a lot of effort but fingers crossed we both get something soon!

I hugged because it was useful and kind. I'm a hugger and a liker in this place 🤗

It's always thus thread. Always

You want to know how many different gins I tried today? 7. My head hurts already and I didn't even go to bed yet. Can I be bothered to find the drunk yhread? 🌠NO🌠

In the UK they are ice poles - y'know I don't know what adult me would pick. I think green.

Boy are you missing out

Extra points if I wear my birkenstocks with knee highs?

How am I meant to trap the souls of men wearing cargo shorts? They can't see the goods 🍑

Don't forget to celebrate when you get clothing with good sized pockets. And don't forget to tell everyone about said pockets. Dem the rules.

If we were in the bad advice thread I'd totally tell you to proceed.

Bestie have you heard of porn hub?

Been thinking of you today Jo :heart: