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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIGBNc2nFZA Some days I feel this more than others
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Madonna, is that you??
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You need a clever disguise
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Well if anyone decides to start the MFP book club I might be interested too
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When she’s into jecroohikia
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Zzzzzzzzz
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It’s okay to give up so long as you go again
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When I remind her that I’m hilarious and she assures me that I’m not
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That’s a worthwhile trade
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Hyyy, 1667 per day, I hope you’re getting it
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When she refuses to call them "action figures"
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So you’re into gas-shaped girls
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This feels like something pins would ask
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Booty like a bowling ball, personality also like a bowling ball
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YOU CAN DO IT
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I think once they can walk and talk on their own it's up to them to learn to communicate what they need to strangers and I'm going on vacation
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Not a joke. When I go, someone is gonna be able to cash in
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Life insurance
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Exercised this morning so just swinging by here for my medal
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When she patiently explains to me how the earth ovulates around the sun every day for 365 years
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I know I said nothing surprises me but I did not expect that pogo stick
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I think the life lesson I’m getting from this whole thing is “Stop eating poop” Words to live by, right??!
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When she’s into dungeons and dungeons
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I put on my wizard hat and robe
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When she has a me fetish
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Fun facts about endorphins: they like to blow bubbles and underwater noise pollution is a real threat to them
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That's my secret, Butt_Snorkeler. I'm always pooping
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You should really listen to them and take all that advice because there are reasons
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I make one post about fixing a garbage disposal and BAM so many FR’s
