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  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 14,778 Member
    @glassyo

    I know! I think that’s what freaked them out, that an adult was using that language with them.
    They were about 12-13.
    I doubt I’d use the same language today but you never know, depends how mad I get. 😂
  • Reckoner67_again
    Reckoner67_again Posts: 184 Member
    y’all ever get friend requests and have to go thru your post history to see what kinky *kitten* triggered them

    I make one post about fixing a garbage disposal and BAM so many FR’s

  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Getting kids up for school on the first day of the week makes me want to murder people
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    edited October 2022
    Getting kids up for school on the first day of the week makes me want to murder people

    I can relate 😅 I start to sound like a monster after I tell her to wake up 3 times..
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    y’all ever get friend requests and have to go thru your post history to see what kinky *kitten* triggered them

    Nope, can't relate. Pretty sure I don't get any because of my posts
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,435 Member
    Getting kids up for school on the first day of the week makes me want to murder people

    Omg right!! I'll think mine is getting up only to have to come back up to find him still fast asleep. Ugh
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    That time I worked with a Canadian & he mocked how I pronounced Toronto. Apparently I was supposed to say Trono except the T sounds almost like a ch & then he tried to get me to say French words but I couldn’t gargle & speak at the same time and he eventually gave me up as a lost cause.
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,435 Member
    That time I worked with a Canadian & he mocked how I pronounced Toronto. Apparently I was supposed to say Trono except the T sounds almost like a ch & then he tried to get me to say French words but I couldn’t gargle & speak at the same time and he eventually gave me up as a lost cause.

    Most Canadians aren't from Toronto and seem to like to claim people say it incorrectly. I have now said it 59 times and I think I say Tronno. As someone who lives in Toronto, who's parents were born and raised in Toronto I can tell you we really don't care how you pronounce it. As long as you realize we ARE the centre of the universe that's all that matters
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,435 Member
    Totally forgot it's Tuesday which means I'm going skating!!! So excited to get back to sort of normal stuff
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    That time I worked with a Canadian & he mocked how I pronounced Toronto. Apparently I was supposed to say Trono except the T sounds almost like a ch & then he tried to get me to say French words but I couldn’t gargle & speak at the same time and he eventually gave me up as a lost cause.

    Most Canadians aren't from Toronto and seem to like to claim people say it incorrectly. I have now said it 59 times and I think I say Tronno. As someone who lives in Toronto, who's parents were born and raised in Toronto I can tell you we really don't care how you pronounce it. As long as you realize we ARE the centre of the universe that's all that matters
    😂 noted
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,435 Member
    I vowed to not cook today but I'm just making soup cause why not? My mom has a cold so I will take her the soup although I'm kinda hoping she doesn't want it cause it's really good
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    edited October 2022
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Well, I am almost turned on reading that so..🤷‍♀️ 🤣

    Did he tongue punch that thing? Tell me more😆
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Well, I am almost turned on reading that so..🤷‍♀️ 🤣

    Did he tongue punch that thing? Tell me more😆
    Dead 😂😆

    He was def putting on a show...he sold me on the jelly donut 🤤
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    😂 eye contact or no?
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    😂 eye contact or no?

    I tried so hard not to look but he was absolutely looking in my direction. I wanted him to choke on it so bad so I could throw him on the ground and perform CPR 😆
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    I'm jealous that you experienced that this morning 😆
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    I'm jealous that you experienced that this morning 😆

    If only they had a banana at the counter! I'd be so late for work today 😂
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited October 2022
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    😂 eye contact or no?

    I tried so hard not to look but he was absolutely looking in my direction. I wanted him to choke on it so bad so I could throw him on the ground and perform CPR 😆

    😂

    This is crazy

    One time I was on the subway and caught an old man watching me eat my lollipop so I may have given an extra couple of licks just for him. Was that wrong?
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    I'm jealous that you experienced that this morning 😆

    If only they had a banana at the counter! I'd be so late for work today 😂

    Or a juicy peach😬😆
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    😂 eye contact or no?

    I tried so hard not to look but he was absolutely looking in my direction. I wanted him to choke on it so bad so I could throw him on the ground and perform CPR 😆

    😂

    This is crazy

    One time I was on the subway and caught an old man watching me eat my lollipop so I may have given an extra couple of licks just for him. Was that wrong?

    No, not wrong. You probably made his day
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    😂 eye contact or no?

    I tried so hard not to look but he was absolutely looking in my direction. I wanted him to choke on it so bad so I could throw him on the ground and perform CPR 😆

    😂

    This is crazy

    One time I was on the subway and caught an ild man watching me eat my lollipop so I may have given an extra couple of licks just for him. Was that wrong?

    How old is old? There's a cut off 😂

    When I was 17 I seduced a straw in front of my crush.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited October 2022
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    😂 eye contact or no?

    I tried so hard not to look but he was absolutely looking in my direction. I wanted him to choke on it so bad so I could throw him on the ground and perform CPR 😆

    😂

    This is crazy

    One time I was on the subway and caught an ild man watching me eat my lollipop so I may have given an extra couple of licks just for him. Was that wrong?

    How old is old? There's a cut off 😂

    When I was 17 I seduced a straw in front of my crush.
    I was in my 20s and he looked pretty *kitten* old to me. Like, old enough that I could’ve easily out run him if he had decided to make a lunge.

    In front of your crush? I have never been that brave
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    That time I worked with a Canadian & he mocked how I pronounced Toronto. Apparently I was supposed to say Trono except the T sounds almost like a ch & then he tried to get me to say French words but I couldn’t gargle & speak at the same time and he eventually gave me up as a lost cause.

    I've heard this said before but never in my life have I heard anyone say Toronto that way. I've only heard people pronounce both Ts

    In my accent it definitely has three syllables
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    I'm jealous that you experienced that this morning 😆

    If only they had a banana at the counter! I'd be so late for work today 😂

    Or a juicy peach😬😆

    Call Me by Your Name ruined peaches for me

    I've never watched that but I just watched the "peach scene" on YouTube.

    😳
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    😂 eye contact or no?

    I tried so hard not to look but he was absolutely looking in my direction. I wanted him to choke on it so bad so I could throw him on the ground and perform CPR 😆

    😂

    This is crazy

    One time I was on the subway and caught an old man watching me eat my lollipop so I may have given an extra couple of licks just for him. Was that wrong?

    You made my day.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    I just witnessed an extremely beautiful man erotically eat a jelly donut and I'm not sure if I'm traumatized or turned on

    Live or Memorex?

    Was live!

    😂 eye contact or no?

    I tried so hard not to look but he was absolutely looking in my direction. I wanted him to choke on it so bad so I could throw him on the ground and perform CPR 😆

    😂

    This is crazy

    One time I was on the subway and caught an old man watching me eat my lollipop so I may have given an extra couple of licks just for him. Was that wrong?

    You made my day.
    Ok but imagine you pull some stunt like that & it turns out later you actually have to interact with that person like at work or something?
  • piggy_smalls
    piggy_smalls Posts: 1,771 Member
    Clearly not laundry. I forgot my sheets in the washer. 🤬