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  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    I just heard the unmistakable ping of an unamplified electric guitar. Just two notes. I am alone in the office

    ...ghosts????
    Yes. I think it’s Maggie the cat.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
    Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?

    I sincerely hope so.

    Same with millimeter wave exams at the airport, how am I supposed to flirt with TSA if the software blurs all of the hard work I've put into sculpting?
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?

    just bring a blanket
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?

    just bring a blanket

    Finally some advice I can use
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?

    I sincerely hope so.

    Same with millimeter wave exams at the airport, how am I supposed to flirt with TSA if the software blurs all of the hard work I've put into sculpting?

    😂
    Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?

    I feel like if it hit the "click" at exactly the right time, they might be able to make out the crotch area if you're not super close to the steering wheel
    😬 and how good are car park cameras do you think?

  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?

    I sincerely hope so.

    Same with millimeter wave exams at the airport, how am I supposed to flirt with TSA if the software blurs all of the hard work I've put into sculpting?

    😂
    Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?

    I feel like if it hit the "click" at exactly the right time, they might be able to make out the crotch area if you're not super close to the steering wheel
    😬 and how good are car park cameras do you think?

    They're lousy. Sadly. :|
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?

    I sincerely hope so.

    Same with millimeter wave exams at the airport, how am I supposed to flirt with TSA if the software blurs all of the hard work I've put into sculpting?

    😂
    Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?

    I feel like if it hit the "click" at exactly the right time, they might be able to make out the crotch area if you're not super close to the steering wheel
    😬 and how good are car park cameras do you think?

    They're lousy. Sadly. :|

    You speak from experience?

    From having owned/designed such systems. Security cameras, even very high resolution ones, can't see much of anything in a meaningful way. They have to be deployed to capture very limited info - like positioned and zoomed in just right to capture license data on a moving car in a defined exit area, so the car must pass through the space. If you're more than 15 feet away from a general purpose camera, they can't identify even basic information like skin color reliably. No need to cover up to get freaky - they can see movement is happening, but can't identify you at all - you could be the pope in full garb and golf cart and it would look generic.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?

    I sincerely hope so.

    Same with millimeter wave exams at the airport, how am I supposed to flirt with TSA if the software blurs all of the hard work I've put into sculpting?

    😂
    Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?

    I feel like if it hit the "click" at exactly the right time, they might be able to make out the crotch area if you're not super close to the steering wheel
    😬 and how good are car park cameras do you think?

    They're lousy. Sadly. :|

    You speak from experience?

    From having owned/designed such systems. Security cameras, even very high resolution ones, can't see much of anything in a meaningful way. They have to be deployed to capture very limited info - like positioned and zoomed in just right to capture license data on a moving car in a defined exit area, so the car must pass through the space. If you're more than 15 feet away from a general purpose camera, they can't identify even basic information like skin color reliably. No need to cover up to get freaky - they can see movement is happening, but can't identify you at all - you could be the pope in full garb and golf cart and it would look generic.


    You said a lot but this is my main takeaway

    Same. Still bringing a blanket
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?

    I sincerely hope so.

    Same with millimeter wave exams at the airport, how am I supposed to flirt with TSA if the software blurs all of the hard work I've put into sculpting?

    😂
    Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?

    I feel like if it hit the "click" at exactly the right time, they might be able to make out the crotch area if you're not super close to the steering wheel
    😬 and how good are car park cameras do you think?

    They're lousy. Sadly. :|

    You speak from experience?

    From having owned/designed such systems. Security cameras, even very high resolution ones, can't see much of anything in a meaningful way. They have to be deployed to capture very limited info - like positioned and zoomed in just right to capture license data on a moving car in a defined exit area, so the car must pass through the space. If you're more than 15 feet away from a general purpose camera, they can't identify even basic information like skin color reliably. No need to cover up to get freaky - they can see movement is happening, but can't identify you at all - you could be the pope in full garb and golf cart and it would look generic.


    You said a lot but this is my main takeaway

    Same. Still bringing a blanket

    You could even bring the Pope, apparently

    Or just the Pope's blanket, if you wanted to be less likely to wind up in the bad place
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited September 2022
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?

    I sincerely hope so.

    Same with millimeter wave exams at the airport, how am I supposed to flirt with TSA if the software blurs all of the hard work I've put into sculpting?

    😂
    Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?

    I feel like if it hit the "click" at exactly the right time, they might be able to make out the crotch area if you're not super close to the steering wheel
    😬 and how good are car park cameras do you think?

    They're lousy. Sadly. :|

    You speak from experience?

    From having owned/designed such systems. Security cameras, even very high resolution ones, can't see much of anything in a meaningful way. They have to be deployed to capture very limited info - like positioned and zoomed in just right to capture license data on a moving car in a defined exit area, so the car must pass through the space. If you're more than 15 feet away from a general purpose camera, they can't identify even basic information like skin color reliably. No need to cover up to get freaky - they can see movement is happening, but can't identify you at all - you could be the pope in full garb and golf cart and it would look generic.


    You said a lot but this is my main takeaway


    Same. Still bringing a blanket

    You could even bring the Pope, apparently

    Apparently we can even bring his golf cart

  • piggy_smalls
    piggy_smalls Posts: 1,771 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?

    I sincerely hope so.

    Same with millimeter wave exams at the airport, how am I supposed to flirt with TSA if the software blurs all of the hard work I've put into sculpting?

    😂
    Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?

    I feel like if it hit the "click" at exactly the right time, they might be able to make out the crotch area if you're not super close to the steering wheel
    😬 and how good are car park cameras do you think?

    They're lousy. Sadly. :|

    You speak from experience?

    From having owned/designed such systems. Security cameras, even very high resolution ones, can't see much of anything in a meaningful way. They have to be deployed to capture very limited info - like positioned and zoomed in just right to capture license data on a moving car in a defined exit area, so the car must pass through the space. If you're more than 15 feet away from a general purpose camera, they can't identify even basic information like skin color reliably. No need to cover up to get freaky - they can see movement is happening, but can't identify you at all - you could be the pope in full garb and golf cart and it would look generic.


    You said a lot but this is my main takeaway

    Same. Still bringing a blanket

    You could even bring the Pope, apparently

    To use for cleanup?
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?

    I sincerely hope so.

    Same with millimeter wave exams at the airport, how am I supposed to flirt with TSA if the software blurs all of the hard work I've put into sculpting?

    😂
    Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?

    I feel like if it hit the "click" at exactly the right time, they might be able to make out the crotch area if you're not super close to the steering wheel
    😬 and how good are car park cameras do you think?

    They're lousy. Sadly. :|

    You speak from experience?

    From having owned/designed such systems. Security cameras, even very high resolution ones, can't see much of anything in a meaningful way. They have to be deployed to capture very limited info - like positioned and zoomed in just right to capture license data on a moving car in a defined exit area, so the car must pass through the space. If you're more than 15 feet away from a general purpose camera, they can't identify even basic information like skin color reliably. No need to cover up to get freaky - they can see movement is happening, but can't identify you at all - you could be the pope in full garb and golf cart and it would look generic.


    You said a lot but this is my main takeaway

    Same. Still bringing a blanket


    You could even bring the Pope, apparently

    To use for cleanup?

    Don’t yuck my Yum
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?

    I sincerely hope so.

    Same with millimeter wave exams at the airport, how am I supposed to flirt with TSA if the software blurs all of the hard work I've put into sculpting?

    😂
    Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?

    I feel like if it hit the "click" at exactly the right time, they might be able to make out the crotch area if you're not super close to the steering wheel
    😬 and how good are car park cameras do you think?

    They're lousy. Sadly. :|

    You speak from experience?

    From having owned/designed such systems. Security cameras, even very high resolution ones, can't see much of anything in a meaningful way. They have to be deployed to capture very limited info - like positioned and zoomed in just right to capture license data on a moving car in a defined exit area, so the car must pass through the space. If you're more than 15 feet away from a general purpose camera, they can't identify even basic information like skin color reliably. No need to cover up to get freaky - they can see movement is happening, but can't identify you at all - you could be the pope in full garb and golf cart and it would look generic.


    You said a lot but this is my main takeaway


    Same. Still bringing a blanket

    You could even bring the Pope, apparently

    Apparently we can even bring his golf cart

    Do you think he has one emblazoned with his face on the side?

    That wouldn’t be very stealth. Maybe instead we can get one of those paintings of Jesus that looks like Bradley Cooper
  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?

    I sincerely hope so.

    Same with millimeter wave exams at the airport, how am I supposed to flirt with TSA if the software blurs all of the hard work I've put into sculpting?

    😂
    Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?

    I feel like if it hit the "click" at exactly the right time, they might be able to make out the crotch area if you're not super close to the steering wheel
    😬 and how good are car park cameras do you think?

    They're lousy. Sadly. :|

    You speak from experience?

    From having owned/designed such systems. Security cameras, even very high resolution ones, can't see much of anything in a meaningful way. They have to be deployed to capture very limited info - like positioned and zoomed in just right to capture license data on a moving car in a defined exit area, so the car must pass through the space. If you're more than 15 feet away from a general purpose camera, they can't identify even basic information like skin color reliably. No need to cover up to get freaky - they can see movement is happening, but can't identify you at all - you could be the pope in full garb and golf cart and it would look generic.


    You said a lot but this is my main takeaway


    Same. Still bringing a blanket

    You could even bring the Pope, apparently

    Apparently we can even bring his golf cart

    Do you think he has one emblazoned with his face on the side?

    That wouldn’t be very stealth. Maybe instead we can get one of those paintings of Jesus that looks like Bradley Cooper

    Who knew Jesus was a pale skinned, blue-eyed, hippie? Probably pretty common for most Israelites.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?

    I sincerely hope so.

    Same with millimeter wave exams at the airport, how am I supposed to flirt with TSA if the software blurs all of the hard work I've put into sculpting?

    😂
    Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?

    I feel like if it hit the "click" at exactly the right time, they might be able to make out the crotch area if you're not super close to the steering wheel
    😬 and how good are car park cameras do you think?

    They're lousy. Sadly. :|

    You speak from experience?

    From having owned/designed such systems. Security cameras, even very high resolution ones, can't see much of anything in a meaningful way. They have to be deployed to capture very limited info - like positioned and zoomed in just right to capture license data on a moving car in a defined exit area, so the car must pass through the space. If you're more than 15 feet away from a general purpose camera, they can't identify even basic information like skin color reliably. No need to cover up to get freaky - they can see movement is happening, but can't identify you at all - you could be the pope in full garb and golf cart and it would look generic.


    You said a lot but this is my main takeaway


    Same. Still bringing a blanket

    You could even bring the Pope, apparently

    Apparently we can even bring his golf cart

    Do you think he has one emblazoned with his face on the side?

    That wouldn’t be very stealth. Maybe instead we
    can get one of those paintings of Jesus that looks
    like Bradley Cooper




    Who knew Jesus was a pale skinned, blue-eyed,
    hippie? Probably pretty common for most
    Israelites.
    You get me 😂

  • Reckoner67_again
    Reckoner67_again Posts: 184 Member
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  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    ....

    ????
  • Reckoner67_again
    Reckoner67_again Posts: 184 Member
    ....

    ????

    Careful, that kinda thing brings trouble
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?

    I sincerely hope so.

    Same with millimeter wave exams at the airport, how am I supposed to flirt with TSA if the software blurs all of the hard work I've put into sculpting?

    😂
    Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?

    I feel like if it hit the "click" at exactly the right time, they might be able to make out the crotch area if you're not super close to the steering wheel
    😬 and how good are car park cameras do you think?

    They're lousy. Sadly. :|

    You speak from experience?

    From having owned/designed such systems. Security cameras, even very high resolution ones, can't see much of anything in a meaningful way. They have to be deployed to capture very limited info - like positioned and zoomed in just right to capture license data on a moving car in a defined exit area, so the car must pass through the space. If you're more than 15 feet away from a general purpose camera, they can't identify even basic information like skin color reliably. No need to cover up to get freaky - they can see movement is happening, but can't identify you at all - you could be the pope in full garb and golf cart and it would look generic.


    You said a lot but this is my main takeaway


    Same. Still bringing a blanket

    You could even bring the Pope, apparently

    Apparently we can even bring his golf cart

    Do you think he has one emblazoned with his face on the side?



    That wouldn’t be very stealth. Maybe instead we
    can get one of those paintings of Jesus that looks
    like Bradley Cooper



    You're so smart
    I’m good at aggregating ideas from the World Wide Web.

  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    Today is my first day of big girl work hours. I’m a full time employed person now. My thoughts so far are that this is for the birds

    They're lucky to have you <3
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Today is my first day of big girl work hours. I’m a full time employed person now. My thoughts so far are that this is for the birds

    They're lucky to have you <3
    Thank you. It’s a relief to find something close to home that fits my kids’ schedules.
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    Today is my first day of big girl work hours. I’m a full time employed person now. My thoughts so far are that this is for the birds

    They're lucky to have you <3
    Thank you. It’s a relief to find something close to home that fits my kids’ schedules.

    I bet! I am so happy for you, I hope you love it 🤗
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    I just spent three minutes pulling at my jowls to give myself a facelift
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
    I just spent three minutes pulling at my jowls to give myself a facelift

    We need to know how you feel about the progress. I'm under the impression this could work on other areas.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    I just spent three minutes pulling at my jowls to give myself a facelift

    We need to know how you feel about the progress. I'm under the impression this could work on other areas.

    Eyes on your own bits
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    I just spent three minutes pulling at my jowls to give myself a facelift

    We need to know how you feel about the progress. I'm under the impression this could work on other areas.

    Eyes on your own bits

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  • FeastRepeat
    FeastRepeat Posts: 1,113 Member
    I just spent three minutes pulling at my jowls to give myself a facelift

    Before and after pics?
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    I just spent three minutes pulling at my jowls to give myself a facelift

    We need to know how you feel about the progress. I'm under the impression this could work on other areas.

    Eyes on your own bits

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    You need to do your own research