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I think my dog ate cat *kitten* and now she has to fix her stomach ache by eating grass

I heard someone describe doing squats in a similar way but instead of squatting the heavier load, they just stand with it on their back. I've never tried it but it sounds reasonable

It is not uncharted territory. Others have done it. Gather stories. They will all be different, but they will have things in common too. Find those commonalities. Try those first. Then experiment with the variations. In this way you will find what works best for you. Be wise. Be careful. But do the thing.

I like knowing what lift someone is about to do by where they place their hands and feet. Deadlift, clean, or snatch? When the set up form is right, I can tell.

I think you're driving a tank

a baby amish horse out with his mama this morning. We made eye contact. I think he likes me ❤️

Hmmmm, I feel like this is innuendo and I’m not sure if I totally get it. But, alas, my dentist probably lied and said I had a cavity. I had it filled. And then I ate “a little food” with a half numb mouth. In public. Alone. 😏[/quote] Thought you were going to say gasoline. Was NOT thinking teeth

[quote="MelG7777;c-48067003"]A filling. And then a hamburger. Ok, two hamburgers. And fries. [/quote] Cream?

Weakness: she thinks my mean face is hilarious

I was trying to imagine the kind of person and I just could not even summon up an image.

I sent one of my kids out to mow the front lawn. Five minutes later my sister tells me to look out the window and I see three kids hanging out on the grass, two of whom are pushing lawnmowers. My son even offered the kid some money for helping him but he was just there for the pleasure of his company. Now they're going to…

And staring at a no fat chicks bumper sticker on a dirty white pickup. Just above it is the adage "do MILFS, not drugs."

Waiting for the 14-year-old to finish with golf & listening to a bunch of codgers yammer about 6 o'clock tee off

Track, yes. Eat, no. YMMV

Someone knock down your mailbox?

no thank you

He's also a ham. He gets that from me 😁

Dinky😂 I assume you're buying the whole look. Slick skin and all

What he does when I try for a mother son selfie

You're a good friend 🤗😂

At the gym with my 17-year-old ☺️

hyyy, I'm sorry that happened to you. She was wrong to treat you that way

I wouldn't go that far. But I don't think there was a lot of value in the exercise compared to the trauma it inflicted.

No they made us listen to 911 calls of people screaming getting burned alive or shot to death

Glistening and hot

It was terrible

No no. That's me. I'm the 😇

Active attacker class 😩