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Perhaps better left alone
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Satisfying her foot fetish by telling everyone she was a podiatrist and offering free foot examinations
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Tried to make me get a tattoo of a ladybug on my cheek
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Walk - Pantera
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Bullet For My Valentine
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Warrant
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A pretty leave she found yesterday
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Rubber baby buggy bumpers
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I'd buy those shorts...but do I need 1 or 2 pair?
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Innocent one here...😇
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She can bake!!!
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Absolutely!!!
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She will know everything...go on Jeopardy...win millions...and share it all with me
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Water main break?
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GPS?
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The Shape of Water Moccasins
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Has never used indoor plumbing
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Stealing her neighbors laundry from the line and replacing it with her own...
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A beach ball, 3 sea shells, & a bucket of sand
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Manikin poser at Macy's
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Tire Changer Man - Capable of changing a tire in 1.38 seconds. Doesn't do much for crime fighting but got him a job at Penske Racing pit crew
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Pamphlets taken from rest stops around the country.. $2 for 1 or 3 for $5
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Anabelle - Red Molly
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3 pennies and his lucky pebble
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Absolutely not...unless he tried to get in the same one that I was in
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Andy Gibb
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Sweet
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Bad Medicine - Bon Jovi
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Stoned...with the munchies
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She always kept me hanging on...I was just so tired of waiting...