Walk into a nightclub and the person above is...
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Giving a lapdance to some octogenarian in the corner...0
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Waiting for me. Isn't he sweet?1
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Giving out samples of her homemade lip balm…without using her hands. 💋1
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Spreading her germs all over the place 🤨0
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Avoiding my kisses 😒0
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Naked on a table covered in sushi...0
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Inexperienced using chopsticks. Owww!!1
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Playing chopsticks on their xylophone.0
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Enchanted with the music0
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Lying under the optics 😜0
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Showing off the new tattoos on her “cheeks” 😳🫣0
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Trying to touch the tattoos.0
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Well they say “hands off” and you know I don’t do what I’m told!!
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Damn it Cat.. I said don't pee on the pot plant 😒 she always does the opposite of what she's told 🤭0
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Rolling a joint....1
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Pretending to be a stripper because he forgot his wallet at home. 💵0
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Putting $20 bills in my thong....0
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Booping people on their nose0
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On the dance floor shaking what she got....0
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Is the DJ0
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Soliciting donations for a new roundabout0
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He is singing karaoke on the stage0
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Collecting people's car keys upon entering the club0
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He is the bouncer at the nightclub0
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Asking everyone about their car's extended warranty0
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Sitting in the corner, socks off and counting his toes to make sure they’re all still there.0
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Confusing WAM by doing “this little piggy” on his toes0
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Stealing WAM’s socks and running away giggling0
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Satisfying her foot fetish by telling everyone she was a podiatrist and offering free foot examinations0
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