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Walk into a nightclub and the person above is...
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Having me take pictures of his feet for his online clientele.1
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Disco dancing all of the place0
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Making googly eyes at the Bouncer0
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Requesting a song from the dj0
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Having a dance off with Ray Gun0
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Using beer kegs as weights 😁0
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Stage diving during Bon Jovi’s living on prayer.0
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Catching me before I face plant the floor and throwing me out of the bar 😜0
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Coming back inside to flying dropkick me for throwing her out of the bar, but then instead buys me a Shirley Temple0
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Singing “jimmy cracked corn “ on karaoke 🎤1
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Hungrycatapillar2025 wrote: »Singing “jimmy cracked corn “ on karaoke 🎤
Well played ma’am, well played.
She was seen selling tickets to the restroom where a nerdy teenage boy is going to display a pair of ladies panties. (If you get the movie reference we are best friends)
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Fight_Lift_Repeat wrote: »Hungrycatapillar2025 wrote: »Singing “jimmy cracked corn “ on karaoke 🎤
Well played ma’am, well played.
She was seen selling tickets to the restroom where a nerdy teenage boy is going to display a pair of ladies panties. (If you get the movie reference we are best friends)
Paying for a round at the bar.. with my takings 😜
You can have your girl panties back later 👍
American pie or it’s a guy thing? 😂
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Hungrycatapillar2025 wrote: »Fight_Lift_Repeat wrote: »Hungrycatapillar2025 wrote: »Singing “jimmy cracked corn “ on karaoke 🎤
Well played ma’am, well played.
She was seen selling tickets to the restroom where a nerdy teenage boy is going to display a pair of ladies panties. (If you get the movie reference we are best friends)
Paying for a round at the bar.. with my takings 😜
You can have your girl panties back later 👍
American pie or it’s a guy thing? 😂
But I neeeed my girl panties back nooooow!
The movie reference was Sixteen Candles
She’s hiding in the corner of the club watching sixteen candles on her phone
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Obviously stalking me in the club.. still wanting to be my bestie 😂0
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Asking the DJ to play “every breath you take” by the Police and sending it as a dedication to me1
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Brings me a bottle of wine 🍷 singing ub40 😍1
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Watches me lip sync girl you know it’s true by milli vanilli1
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Is trying to lift his head off the table after trying to out drink an Irish woman with whisky’s ☺️0
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Shes wondering how he’s had more drinks then her but he’s still fine…then realizes he’s been drinking just coke, as he maniacally laughs…mwahahahahahaaaaaa0
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Throwing me over his shoulder and kidnapping me 😏0
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She’s getting kidnapped, but can’t stop dancing0
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He knows me well and lets me loose 💃🏻0
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She starts doing the robot out of sync with the music0
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He’s making a fortune on TikTok recording my dancing 😂1
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Yelling at @Fight_Lift_Repeat for recording her and telling him to delete it0
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Recording @Fight_Lift_Repeat recoding @Hungrycatapillar2025 for her tictok account0
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All sorts by the look of the above ha0
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He is dancing all by himself0
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Looking around for someone to dance with0
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